Ok... wooden spoon to smack that ass, digital camera to take pics of the welt, and a paperclip to hang the printout all over town!

Widget

Rubber bands

Ace bandage

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these