On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me.....

Six tubes of lube,
Five golden showers
Four morning blowjobs
Two nipple clips
And a cartridge in my printerrrrrrr!

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney