Holding out for a Penis (Hero) by Bonnie Tyler

Where have all the good cocks gone
And where are all the gods?
Where’s the street-wise Pricks
To fill the waiting broads?

Isn’t there a mighty prick upon a fiery steed?
Late at night she tosses and turns and dreams of what she needs

"I need a penis
I'm holding out for a penis 'till the end of the night
It's gotta be strong
And it's gotta be fast
And it's gotta be standing upright.

I need a penis
I’m holding out for a penis 'till the morning light
It’s gotta be sure
And it’s gotta be soon
And it’s gotta be larger than life
Lager than life!"