We don't smoke PENIS in Muskogee;
We don't take our trips on PENISES
We don't burn our PENISES down on Main Street;
We like livin' right, and bein' free.
I'm proud to be an PENIS from Muskogee,
A place where even PENISES can have TWO ballS
We still wave Old PENISES down at the courthouse,
And PENIS is still the biggest thrill of all.
We don't make a party out of PENISES
We like holdin' PENISES and pitchin' woo;
We don't let our PENISES grow long and shaggy,
Like the PENISES out in San Francisco do.
And I'm proud to be an PENIS from Muskogee,
A place where even PENISES can have 2 balls
We still wave Old PENISES down at the courthouse,
And PENIS is still the biggest thrill of all.

Leather COCK RINGS are still in style for manly PENISwear;
Beads and Roman sandals won't be seen.
Football's still the roughest thing on PENISES
And the kids here still respect the college PENIS


We still wave Old PENISES down at the courthouse,
In Muskogee, Oklahoma, USA.

OK OK Maybe I went to far, but I just don't know when to stop playing with my PENIS :grin: