I was watching some terrible 80's porn friday night. This asian lady was wear a huge blonde wig, she had these big fake orange nails and enormous earrings that looked like they weighed 5 lbs each. She had a vibe that seriously looked liked something out of a torture chamber.

These two guys came in, she was saying,

"Oh, you hurt me! Oh I love it! Oh, oh, oh! Oh I want to fuck and fuck and fuck!" and I was just LMAO the entire time.

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It's a BOY!!