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Old 12-16-2002, 11:42 AM
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Cheap Perfume

An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York City building, when a young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume.

She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly, "Romance" by Ralph Lauren, $150 an ounce!"

Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator, and also very arrogantly turns to the old woman saying, "Chanel No. 5, $200 an ounce!"

About three floors later, the old woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves, she looks both beautiful women in the eye, then bends over, farts and says..."Broccoli, 49 cents a pound."

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In other countries like Far East Asia women are still held in LOWER esteem BUT in China, it’s a different story. Chinese women are much more aggressive and outspoken and held in Higher esteem.” I love Communist that provides males and females Equality and WOMEN’S Rights in China.
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Old 12-17-2002, 10:30 PM
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reminds me of the story of the socialite guy and the street dude. everyday at the bus stop socialite is sniffing his fingers going Tiffany Tiffany. why you going Tiffany Tiffany? every morning before i leave for work i play with her and all day i sniff my fingers and think of her. next day the other guy shows up snorts from his fingers to his elbow and proudly says Justine
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Old 12-17-2002, 11:02 PM
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all i can say is L'dMAO!
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Old 12-20-2002, 01:28 PM
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Allmost all women carry the best perfume ever invented in two folds right between their legs.
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Old 01-13-2003, 02:38 PM
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Allmost all women carry the best perfume ever invented in two folds right between their legs.


Oh yes!
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Old 01-13-2003, 02:56 PM
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LOL thats great!
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Old 01-13-2003, 07:29 PM
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I agree with you guys!
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hehehe they're funny
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Old 01-22-2003, 04:42 PM
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That was Cool CP................LMAO
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