
06-15-2003, 08:46 AM
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Everybody Stretch!
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Giving More Than 100%
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%?
Here's a little mathematical formula! that might help you answer these
questions:
What makes up 100% in life?
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4 5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that:
While Hard work and knowledge will get you close,
And, Attitude will get you there,
Bullshit and Ass kissing will put you over the top
*As the old saying goes........IF YOU CAN'T DAZZLE THAN WITH BRILLIANCE.......BAFFLE THEM WITH BULLSHIT!*
Got that in email and had to pass it along.....TeeHee!
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06-15-2003, 08:59 AM
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Pixies Horse Widower
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Like it Lixy...... pretty true-to-life too, if where I work is any guide!!
DM
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The selfish, they're all standing in line
Faithing and hoping to buy themselves time
Me, I figure as each breath goes by
I only own my mind
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06-15-2003, 08:59 AM
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Lusting Horny Pixie
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LOL.. very cute  Thanks for sharing it..
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06-15-2003, 09:39 AM
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Pixie since 9/3/2001
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LMAO Thanks Lixy I needed a good laugh.
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06-15-2003, 09:51 AM
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Wishful Thinker
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How about ummmm
P-E-A-R-L-D-I-V-E-R = 111%
I knew seeing that Av I'd give it all I have.
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Love is not looking in each other's eyes, but looking together in the same direction - Antoine De Saint-Exupery
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06-16-2003, 06:41 AM
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Everybody Stretch!
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LOL! I was hoping someone would take off on this! Great job BigBear57!
TeeHee!
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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.
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06-16-2003, 09:56 AM
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I love this, Lixy! It bugs me when someone (usually an athlete talking to a reporter) says gave 150%.
(I'm on my first cup of coffee so I'm not going to attempt to add anything up, though!)
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06-16-2003, 10:44 AM
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Bouncy Bunny
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 I saw this on my gaming forums the other day. I loved this one that someone came up with:
Quote:
Procrastination = 192% .....
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