I saw this and had to share it with you all...

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"Only the united beat of sex and heart together can create ecstasy" ~Anaïs Nin


"The full moon is calling, the fever is high.
And the wicked wind whispers and moans.
You got your demons, you got desires
Well, I got a few of my own"
~The Eagles

And just because I saw this when I was hunting for the other pic for this thread and laughed my ass of again....I've gotta post it. I think I may have posted it somewhere else some time ago...but just in case you didn't see it...

Here's a boquet of lovliness for you Ladies in true Pixies Style...


~Eliza

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"Only the united beat of sex and heart together can create ecstasy" ~Anaïs Nin


"The full moon is calling, the fever is high.
And the wicked wind whispers and moans.
You got your demons, you got desires
Well, I got a few of my own"
~The Eagles

hmmmmmmmmmmmm... I'll take the Corona... lol.. w/a twist of lime..

LOL Eliza...

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A blessed thing it is for any man or woman to have a friend, one human soul whom we can trust utterly, who knows the best and worst of us, and who loves us in spite of all our faults.

Dang...I don't know if I want to drink it or sit on it.

BTW, whose YOUR florist, Eliza? Inquiring minds want to know....

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Communication is the key.

Brings the phrase "nursing my beer" to a whole new level...

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

hmm...another prime exampal of why i dun like beer? take ure beer and throw it out the window, buy a vodka!

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-Oz

I think I know those penis's! LOL! Too yummy Eliza!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

Damn I need a beer!!!!!!



(it appears to be working already)

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

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Someone else can drink the beer - just save me the bottle.

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I'm with Loula..

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and as if women need more excuses to buy lipstick

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*it's all Christine's fault

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.......... the shade on the left...

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A blessed thing it is for any man or woman to have a friend, one human soul whom we can trust utterly, who knows the best and worst of us, and who loves us in spite of all our faults.

Makes the expression "getting pissed" make a whole lot more sense.

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