Where is the most inappropriate place you have masterbated?

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It is so hard to look cool walking down a hill!

At my desk in one of my old jobs, on an airplane, on a coach....er....any number of places.

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"Time flies like an arrow -
Fruit flies like a banana"

M Y - N A U G H T Y - P I C T U R E S ! !

Desk at work is up there for me too.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Yup... desk at work.

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

Pretty much everywhere at work.


Desk, conference table, roof, mechanical room, parking garage



And there's that time in church.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Let's see, where to begin.

Above the main church rectory while service was going on. (Had just a tremendous hardon and the service was 15 minutes away from ending.)
While in sunday school class under the table (young and dumb what can I say).
School bus home in middle school.
Working in a call center in my individual terminal there was room under the keyboard. And I was trying to get into this girls pants.
Numerous times trying to turn a girl on under a coat or something in a semi public area.
Mothers bed during phone sex (her room was the only phone in the upstairs).
When I used to work in a hotel I masturbated in the office, in my bosses chair, at the public access computer.

I think I have gotten myself into enough trouble for now.

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Writing as ShafterParker.

Locked the door to my office at work once and videotaped myself.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Not nearly enough busy work, eh?

I guess at work would be the place for me, as well, while not at my desk per se, it was in the soft guest chair next to the desk...

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

Once I discovered masturbation, there was no stopping me.
Church, car, bus, school, streetcar, pools, on the excercise machine, in yoga class, in hot tubs, saunas, restroom stalls, while waiting in line (wearing a raincoat, which let me do more than you might think), sitting in a waiting room, at my desk of course, and during a staff meeting.
Also in bars, cafes, clubs, movies, plays, concerts, in traffic, changing rooms, and once in a dentist chair while waiting to get my teeth cleaned.

Having a sudden couging fit hides LOTS of sins *smile*

I'm sure there's lots more, but I have an awful headache this morning.

WW

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"I wondered, am I a lesbian, am I straight, or bisexual? Then I realized that I am just a slut.
So where's MY parade?"

---Margaret Cho

WW the list might be shorter if you just listed all the places you haven't masterbated.

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it's only kinky the first time

it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun

a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand

whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell

I don't think of it an inappropriate. I think of it as making the most of an opportunity.

At work on a lazy Saturday overtime when not many co-workers are around.

Walking home from a friends house when I was younger. I cut through the woods behind some houses and found a spot where I could see activity but nobody could see me.

In my truck in a parking lot on the side of the road.

In my truck driving down the road/highway.

OMG...I'll be here all day trying to type all the places.

Suffice it to say I haven't done it in my front yard...YET!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

Wow would love to hang with you

I like the way ya think

now I'm thinking about ways to put my front yard to use...

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

It's been so long ago I can't remember.
Soooooooooorry!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

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