You know you are getting older when you are diagnosed with tennis elbow, and you dont even play tennis. Always heard of it, but thought it was an old man's disease. Well, i guess that is me..i have a full blown case of tennis elobow, and have had since August of last year?! Since it was just diagnosed, after all this time i may have to have surgery. Now, if this isnt a sign of old age i dont know what is..Oh well..lol :bang:

When the cops look like kids,

And your mind makes promises,your body can't keep

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I'm so miserable with out you,

It's almost like having you here

I can't help but notice that the time frame in which you were stricken with tennis elbow somewhat coincides with your starting...


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Hmmmmm....makes ya think, huh?

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

We're not getting older. We're just getting more senile.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

I don't play tennis either but have had tennis elbow *LOL*

Its an injury as far as i know and does not really on ald age to appear

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Funny that this should come up. Kleclere and I spent the weekend in Kentucky with my sister and her roommate. My sister, her roommate and I happened to be at Waffle House at 2:30 Sunday morning when this girl...probably 18ish or so, came in and was talking to the woman behind the counter. We all just kind of looked at her, as it was about 25 degrees outside, and this chick was wearing a tube top and jeans--no coat. After she left, my sister and I looked at each other and were talking about how she was dressed and how cold it was, blah, blah, blah...when I realized something. I stopped in the middle of my sentence and very gravely told my sister...




...OMG, when comfort is more important than being sexy...that means we're OLD.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

You realize,that you're getting older,when your YOUNGEST daughter,has her
35th birthday,as mine did a few weeks ago! Irish

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)

WildIrish...LMAO, i wished that had something to do with..then i wouldnt think that i was so old...just used..LOL
What next Viagra??

I hear ya Irish...my son will be 21 in March!!
My youger son will be 18 in June.
God I miss high school,can I go back?!

If so...make damn sure you're gonna get lucky before you take it!

On the bright side, you won't have to worry about rolling out of bed!

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Not only do the cops look like kids, but the doctors do too... *sigh*

Oh well- on the upside, I'm hornier than I ever was when I was younger, so it's all good!

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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN


It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
~Tom Stoppard~


It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
~George Burns~


As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
~A. DiFranco~

I guess it is a good thing i dont have a wrist ailment!!!

You know you're getting older when you get to hide your own easter eggs. :dizzy:

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When you have to explain to a member of thr opposite sex,

that you are Old not Dead

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you can alway's tell a limey,But Not Much


I'm so miserable with out you,

It's almost like having you here

Sorry to hear about your pain imalikalotapuss!

LMAO@all you guys! And blkcat? You might even go as far as explaining you are old...but not a member of The Grateful Dead!

ROFLMFAO!

*picturing PF hiding his eggs...and forgetting where he left them!*

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

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