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By RAPHAEL G. SATTER, Associated Press Writer LONDON - A British man has been banned from visiting his girlfriend's home after neighbors complained about noisy sex, a local official said Thursday. A court barred Adam Hinton, 32, from being within 110 yards of his 29-year-old girlfriend Kerry Norris' apartment, Brighton and Hove City Council spokesman Mike Taggart said. Residents of Norris's publicly owned home had been complaining since 2006 about thumping music, banging headboards and screamed obscenities, Taggart said. Neighbors also complained about Norris sunbathing naked in her yard, and were upset that a 6-year-old child in the building had been "subjected to the sort of obscenities you wouldn't want a 6-year-old to hear," the spokesman said. "She is a classic nightmare neighbor," Taggart said, insisting the case was not about sex. "It's about allowing your neighbors to have a normal decent life without being disturbed." The court granted the city council's request for an injunction banning Hinton from the apartment because Norris had ignored a previous court order demanding that she be more quiet, Taggart said. Norris last week was forced to pay $560 in fines and court costs for breaking the "noise abatement order," Taggart said. Neither Norris or Hinton could be immediately located for comment. Brighton and Hove is located in southern England.

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Perhaps they need his and hers ball gags.

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Or, they could do it under Maxwell Smart's "Cone of Silence"

What?

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Eh?

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

It's a reference to a movie base on an old television show. Maxwell Smart used a "cone of silence" to scream about being happy, but since he didn't push the button hard enough the cone didn't stay on so everyone heard.

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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf

It's not just that the cone didn't stay on: even when it was on, it didn't work.

Everybody (ie, the TV audience) outside the cone could her what was being said; but the inevitable response from the Chief when Max insisted on using it was "What?"

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This summer's movie did the series justice. It was great fun!

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