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				Investing 101 for the 21st Century
			 
 If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago,  
it would now be worth $49.00. 
 
With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original $1,000.00. 
  
With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left. 
  
If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Bud Lite (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10 cent deposit, you would have $214.00. 
 
Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. 
 
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