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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

ROFLMAO....mine is now called my "honeyed womanhood".....OMG I can't stop laughing!

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I like the bed I'm sleeping in, just like me it's broken in; it's not old -- just older.
Like a favorite pair of torn blue jeans, this skin I'm in it's alright with me; it's not old -- just older.....Bon Jovi

Honeyed, huh? Sounds interesting. ha ha

Allow me to introduce you to my "Seething Desperado"! :grin:


And for those of you that are curious...and you know who you are...


If I were a woman, I'd have a "salivating slot". Ok...so that actually sounds a little spooky. ha ha

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

OMFG!!!!!


I know someone with a "sensuous catflap"!

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

"beautiful phoenix".

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~Tainted Love~

Hope nobody is diabetic..."Gluttonous Candy Cane",here..

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As long as there's feet at the bottom,and Pussy at the top,They're ALL perfect Legs

"fountaining knob"

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are best described as his "supernatural pantagruel".

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Aqua's's bits are best described as his "pounding piston".

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

Lixy's's bits are best described as her "pouty glove".

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...sounds inviting, don't it?

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

LixyChick's bits are best described as her "dampened pool".

Oh...I like that one too!


And I can't help but picture Captain Picard sitting in his chair on the bridge of the Enterprise and making his hand motion and saying "Engorge"! :grin:

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

Mercury_Maniac's bits are best described as his "importunate instrument".



my real name's bits are best described as his "salivating baton".

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hungry? why wait.....eat me.

Dreamgurl's bits are best described as her "aristocratic test-tube". or bits are best described as her "deep atrium". yeah those are weird.

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"I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts." - John Steinbeck

you all can just call my bit a "ridged powerhouse"

bits are best described as his "gargantuan whale"


Well, not really, but that's better than the first option I was offered..."dampened beanstalk"

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.