How about this for a game:

Someone posts a question on perhaps a statement.

The next person posts a "politicians" answer/responce and then a question/statement of their own.

eg question: "Why were your flies undone when i walked in on you watching baywatch?"


answer: "You should be pleased my flies were undone beacuse it demonstrates that i don't wish to waste any time should you require my attention (wink). Is is pure coincedence that David hastlefoff was running across the creen in slomo while wearing only his skimpy red swim-shorts at this particular time."

and the next question

"Why do you keep smiling at that cute young waitress/waiter?"

Answer: I always believe that we who are servants of the public, must be especially vigilant in demonstrating our affection for our constituents in the service industries.

Question: What color shorts/panties do you prefer?

Answer: am a great believer in equal opportunities.... i love all panties as long as they are around your ankles

question: is it true that you were caught solisiting for sex at the public toilets in the park?

Answer: I campaigned on a platform of cleaning up our public facilities, and I will return again and again to investigate until we succeed!


Question: Why do you miss so many days while the legislature is in session?

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Eudaimonia

Answer: Taking time to research the great issues facing us today is an essential part of the job of serving the folks back home.

Question: How do you feel about life, the universer and everything?

IAnswer : think you will find it is not what i think that is important - i am merely here to echo the voice of the electorate.

Question: Yes or no - have you or have you not, ever had sex with a call gorl? (gorl?... must be from new york, i mean girl)