in the great Ninja vs. Pirate internet debate, tomorrow is National Talk Like a Pirate Day.

So to kick it off early.

Avast ye scurvy dogs I shall plunder your booty!

Yar!

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

Arrr, learn t' talk like a pirate with this trusty translator Gar.


http://www.talklikeapirateday.com/translate/index.php

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Just when the caterpiller thought the world was over, it became a butterfly!

Owning Pita, by my JassWolf!!
My Story~ Friday Night Spanking

Shiver me timbers...I missed the celebration!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

Nay, Lixy, ye be mistaken. Today be the big day!

And ifn ye do keep a sharp e'e, ye just might be buggered!

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

is it just me or does talk like a pirate day seem to come about 6 times a year.


arrrr. we've been hornswaggled, maties ... send the scurvy dog to davey jones!

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose