12-23-2001, 12:51 AM
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Blast off!
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12-23-2001, 08:52 AM
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For the students in our Pixie family
Four Sigma Xi fraternity brothers in their last year, considered a well-deserved road party just before finals. Being pretty sharp guys and confident about the years work, all agreed.
After all getting totally trashed far in excess of attentions, they wake up on Monday morning and realize they were so late that the final exam was going to be missed. Late that afternoon they approach their professor with a well concocted story about having major tire trouble and unable to get back in time. With thought, the professor concedes to giving a make-up test the next morning.
At 9:00 am the professor puts each student in a separate room with the following test form.
THIS TEST WILL CONSIST OF TWO ESSAY QUESTIONS WHICH WILL DETERMIN YOUR FINAL GRADE FOR THE YEAR.
QUESTION (1) [for 5% of the test score]
Explain the principle of spectrum analyses as used in the element identification of stellar composition.
QUESTION (2) [for 95% of the test score]
Which tire?
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12-23-2001, 09:53 AM
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12-23-2001, 02:11 PM
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Don't remember if this one was posted or not.... sorry if it was!!!
Hmmm...maybee we should start a new funny pictures thread 2??????? 
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continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
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"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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12-23-2001, 03:44 PM
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I don't know about a new thread but here is one
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12-23-2001, 03:47 PM
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Here is another for your pleasure
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12-23-2001, 04:06 PM
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Nothing to do with Xmas.
Just something I found a long time ago.
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12-23-2001, 07:54 PM
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First the Lord made man in the Garden of Eden.
Then he said to himself, "There's something he's needing".
After casting about for a suitable pearl,
He kept messing around and created a girl.
Two beautiful legs, so long and so slender,
Round, slim, and firm, and ever so tender.
Two lovely hips to increase his desire,
And rounded and firm to bring out the fire.
Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud,
Commanding his eyes, as he whispers aloud.
Two lovely arms, just aching to bless you,
And two loving hands, to soothe and caress you.
Soft, cascading hair hung down over her shoulder,
And two dreamy eyes, just to make him grow bolder.
Twas made for a man, just to make his heart sing.
Then he added a mouth, and ruined the whole damn thing.
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12-24-2001, 05:39 AM
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Taking "giving head" to the extreme.
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12-24-2001, 07:56 AM
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*Diva*
"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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12-27-2001, 08:36 AM
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*Diva*
"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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12-27-2001, 08:58 AM
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Turn it up!
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Geeeezzzz, Diva, is that for real?!? I know some guys who wish they could grow that much hair on their heads! Definately need at least a trim before I could dive in there...<hack...ptoo>
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12-28-2001, 06:19 AM
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Scotzoidman
Call me a cynical oldfart, but look up "merkin" in a good dictionary.
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12-28-2001, 09:19 AM
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oldfart---There was a young man named Durkin,
Who was always jerkin
his Gerkin.
His father said" Durkin,
Stop jerkin
your Gerkin
Your Gerkin
is for Furkin
not Jerkin!------Author unknown.
Merkin would fit right in there but when you've been around
for as long as we have;you know;what a merkin is. Irish
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12-28-2001, 10:24 AM
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Turn it up!
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Guess I haven't been around long enough yet... where is that GD dictionary, anyway... <rumbling thru the bookshelves>
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