Pharmacological Information:


In Pharmacology all drugs have two names, a trade name and a generic
name.

For example, the trade name of Tylenol has a generic name of
Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called
Amoxicillin and Motrin is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful
consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced
that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also
considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and
of course, Ibepokin.

In other drug news, Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon
be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a
power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible
for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no
longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of
cocktails, highballs, and just a good old-fashioned stiff drink. Pepsi
will market the new concoction under the name: Mount & Do.