What are "Port-a-Potties?"

Sweet nothings.

What's the name of Weight Watcher's new candies?

Upside Down

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

What's the best position for oral sex when your partner is standing?

Home is where the heart is.

What did Igor say to Dr. Frankenstein in the middle of surgery?

An apple a day

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

What was Eve's motto?

boiled peanuts and Big Red

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

What things characterized Irish elephant tamers?

Chugga chugga toot toot.

What was the theme song for my college dorm?


Green Sharpie Marker

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

What does a $50 bill provide for a waiter.

Biscuits and gravey

What does a message from Horseman12 mean to me?

The WHOLE damn world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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If we are what we eat...I'm fast, cheap and easy ( and horseman12 will have to change his nic to hellsbells )

Who needs peace?

Great taste ... less filling.

What is oral sex baby? YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sugar and spice and all things nice

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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??

Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present

What is pumpkin pie (sorry, I know you were expecting something really sexy ... )

Come Saturday morning.

What would osuche like to be doing right now?

Go Bucks!

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

What did the does keep yelling during the rutting season?

Baby it's cold outside.

what does my s/o say when she needs some "warming up?"

You cum first - no you cum first

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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??

Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present