Unfortunatly, there was a large magnet nearby that interferred with the compass.

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Fortunately there were trees around so he looked for the moss on the north side and was able to find his way.

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I have great abs, some men have six packs I have a keg!

Unfortunately, he tripped on a rock and tood a terrible fall and broke his glasses and compass

Fortunately, he was aware that with a stick and fifteen mintues of time, anyone can find out which way is north. He used this information to make his way back to the orgy.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

Unfortunately, the trek back wore him out and he was unable to participate in the orgy.

Fortunately, thier was a beautiful maiden who was patient and understanding, and gave him oral until he was ready.

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Rain: Liquid Sunshine!

Life's A Bitch, but I Deal withit!!

Unfortunately her her ogre of a husband stumbled upon her bestowing her oral gifts

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Fortunately he had just enough time to blow his load down her throat

unfortunately the maiden gagged and spewed spoo onto her dress

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Unfortunately, ISP cut me off as I was about to post a reply, meaning Lilith got to jump in line in front of me.

Fortunately, that means I'm behind her, and can give her a hard smack on the ass.

Oh.
That has nothing to do with the story.

Fortunately, she didn't need the dress, as the boy removed it before returning the oral favor.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

Unfortunately, in returning the favor he discovered the difference between ass licker and brown noser ... depth perception.

Fortunately, at that moment, the earth started to shake.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Unfortunately, it was shaking because the Jolly Green Giant was coming down the road

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Fortunately, he was only bringing a warm dish of fresh corn for them to eat.

Unfortunately, it wasn't creamed corn, so they couldn't use it as a sex toy.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.