08-21-2004, 08:52 AM
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What are large political campaign contributions?
Spineless
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08-25-2004, 12:57 AM
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Loungin' Around
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How does Margaret Thatcher like her men?
Rock hard.
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08-25-2004, 09:15 AM
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What was Tess’s previous nic?
It’s sticky.
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08-29-2004, 07:42 AM
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what was exclaimed when the jelly doughnut exploded?
krispy kreme
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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??
Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present
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08-29-2004, 08:00 AM
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What do you get from a frozen cow?
Fold it twice.
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08-30-2004, 04:32 PM
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What not to do when putting on a condom?
Phone sex.
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I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney
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08-31-2004, 06:00 AM
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What costs a lot out of country?
Cyber sex.
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08-31-2004, 01:32 PM
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What leads to sticky keyboards?
Alpha and omega
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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.
I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney
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09-01-2004, 03:06 AM
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Just me.
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What is a polite way of prefacing the words "... damn it?"
I like sex because ...
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09-02-2004, 09:35 PM
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can you think of a better way to spend your time?
just think....
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09-05-2004, 05:45 AM
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Just me.
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What was the suggestion given to the lonely erotic novel author when his SO left him?
Tickets please ...
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09-05-2004, 07:06 AM
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What does a bouncer at a popular brothel say?
He went thataway…
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09-08-2004, 03:24 AM
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Just me.
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What's a good way to demonstrate the the "equal and opposite reaction" concept during an especially strong climax?
Eat me.
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09-08-2004, 04:08 AM
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What does an M&M candy NOT say to someone who angers it?
It’s on my shoe.
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09-12-2004, 10:04 PM
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pixie of the wood
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where is the head of your penis?
meat popsicle.
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