I can't get no Penis

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"Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead."


Live Life, hearses don't come with luggage racks.
The second mouse always gets the cheese

Fast Times at Penis (Ridgemont) High

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"...but his evaluation of my vampiric reputation had me begging for salvation ALL night long!"

My Stories and Poems
Wake Up, My Darling With Him Black The Incubus The Succubus Return of the Succubus Be My Dom The Vampiress The Seductress Condolances, My Vampire and Romance of the Virgin Master...or Pet? Part I Master....Or Pet? Part II Master...Or Pet? Part III (End of the Trilogy) When She Comes An Experiment In Her Blood The "Horseshoe" William and Camilla Cold Water Sit His First... Her Hunger You May Enter (Me) The Glory of Magdalena The Drive Home Dreaming of a Stranger Night
Just Like That The Taste The Pool of Pleasure Room 207 Park and Ride Til Death An Invitation Movie Night Sister's Shower


My Other Personalities
Blood Princess
Crown of Ivy

Home Penis (depot)

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"Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead."


Live Life, hearses don't come with luggage racks.
The second mouse always gets the cheese

Barnes & Penis (Nobles)

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If the cops didn't see it, I didn't do it!

Old age and treachery WILL overcome youth and enthusiasm.

The Farmer in the Penis (Dell)

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"Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead."


Live Life, hearses don't come with luggage racks.
The second mouse always gets the cheese

Cumming thru Penis (Coming to America)

We don't smoke PENIS in Muskogee;
We don't take our trips on PENISES
We don't burn our PENISES down on Main Street;
We like livin' right, and bein' free.
I'm proud to be an PENIS from Muskogee,
A place where even PENISES can have TWO ballS
We still wave Old PENISES down at the courthouse,
And PENIS is still the biggest thrill of all.
We don't make a party out of PENISES
We like holdin' PENISES and pitchin' woo;
We don't let our PENISES grow long and shaggy,
Like the PENISES out in San Francisco do.
And I'm proud to be an PENIS from Muskogee,
A place where even PENISES can have 2 balls
We still wave Old PENISES down at the courthouse,
And PENIS is still the biggest thrill of all.

Leather COCK RINGS are still in style for manly PENISwear;
Beads and Roman sandals won't be seen.
Football's still the roughest thing on PENISES
And the kids here still respect the college PENIS


We still wave Old PENISES down at the courthouse,
In Muskogee, Oklahoma, USA.

OK OK Maybe I went to far, but I just don't know when to stop playing with my PENIS :grin:

Don't rock the Penis

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Live Life, hearses don't come with luggage racks.
The second mouse always gets the cheese

sitting on the dock of the penis (bay)

Hey Little Penis (One)

Locomotive Penis (Breath)

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Live Life, hearses don't come with luggage racks.
The second mouse always gets the cheese

Unchained Penis (Melody)

Penis on the hill (fool)

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Live Life, hearses don't come with luggage racks.
The second mouse always gets the cheese

Sixteen Penises (Tons)

walking in a PENIS wonderland (winter)

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"Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead."


Live Life, hearses don't come with luggage racks.
The second mouse always gets the cheese