Unfotunately the author could not conjure up another line about dead roses or wilted petals.

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Lots of people talk and few of them know, soul of a woman was created below

I can't get through to her 'cause it doesn't permit
But I'm gonna give her everything I've got to give.

I hear your sweet voice calling
out my name
As I stare from a six foot cell
And from beyond I heard the words
Deceptively Yours

Fortunately after the orgy everyone picked up the dead rose bushes and made a big bon fire for the heat. They all gathered around for marshmellow roasting.

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I have great abs, some men have six packs I have a keg!

Unfortunately, they didn't have any chocolate or graham crackers for smores.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Fortunately they had other things to put the marshmellow in between to eat them.

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I have great abs, some men have six packs I have a keg!

Unfortunately, the marshmellows got bumped and fell into the fire where they burned up.

Fortunately, one of the people around the fire delivered marshmallows to local grocery stores, and he coincidentally had driven his delivery truck home that very day.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Unfortunately, he locked the truck doors before he realized his keys were still in the ignition.

Fortunately a member of the orgy was an out of work lock smith. Carrying his tools with him for just such an emergency. He opened the door and marshmellows flowed like wine.

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I have great abs, some men have six packs I have a keg!

Unfortunately, a sudden storm rained a deluge and dissolved all the marshmallows before they could flow into the orgy party.

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Lots of people talk and few of them know, soul of a woman was created below

I can't get through to her 'cause it doesn't permit
But I'm gonna give her everything I've got to give.

I hear your sweet voice calling
out my name
As I stare from a six foot cell
And from beyond I heard the words
Deceptively Yours

Fortunately, the orgy was progressing to the point that people were so horny that the marshmellows were no longer important.

Unfortunately, there was one person (there's always one, isn't there?) who REEAAALLY wanted to used the marshmallows as a sexual prop.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Fortunately, a stranger came upon the orgy and just so happened to have a sack of marshmallows

Unfortunately, he didn't realize that the sack had a hole in it, and he had dropped marshmallows in a trail like Hansel and Gretel.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Fortunately the trail was really, really short and so by walking a little less than 3 feet, one of the lost marshmellows was found.

Unfortunately, it was one of those funky, lime green-colored and flavored ones, which no one liked.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author