01-21-2006, 11:14 PM
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Some friends had a belated birthday party for me today (due to holiday schedules)....the phone book delivery guy came up to the door, two of the ladies opened the door and said "Oh you're finallllly here" He looked surprised and laughed. Then they said to me "your male dancer is here".....he peeked in at me smiling and said "hi, happy birthday" and I said "ummm thanks???" and he laughed and left. We joked how he was probably sooooo embarrassed......I know I was
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01-21-2006, 11:35 PM
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my daughter
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01-24-2006, 07:48 AM
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Awesome on my Own
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01-24-2006, 10:35 AM
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is not this trim anymore!
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OMG...I haven't seen that in ages! That one's bookmarked for the kids! Thanks for the chuckle.
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01-24-2006, 10:54 AM
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taking some toys out to the garage when the kids weren't looking. ooo, i'm evil.
*cackles*
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01-24-2006, 11:16 PM
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gurly gurl
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Mr. IWM asking if I wanted my "vase, oh I mean your glass of water"....
must have thought it was a big glass!!!
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01-24-2006, 11:32 PM
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An old episode of Frasier....I laughed my ass off at it.
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01-26-2006, 03:43 PM
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pixie of the wood
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my daughter's ensemble.
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01-26-2006, 04:28 PM
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Aqua and wyndhy! 
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01-27-2006, 10:18 PM
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ROFL Awesome!
I can't believe I can remember the song but I can't recall seeing those muppets before! |
01-27-2006, 10:21 PM
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I was trying to get my VERY straight-laced almost Amish parents to go on a "date night" and my dad said that he was tired and didn't want to go. I said that they should take Mom's car because it has the bigger back seat.
My mom chimes in with "yeah, there are 2 blankets back there"
I said to my dad, "well there ya go!"
But then my mom said that my daughter had left some of her toys in the backseat, "toys and toys and toys"
Dad then says, "OOOoo toys!" and smiles.
OMG! I died, i fell to my knees and then on the floor laughing and totally died laughing! a true case of ROFL!!!
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01-27-2006, 10:50 PM
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That's ^^^^^^ funny!!!
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01-27-2006, 11:41 PM
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^^^ That's cute
... but those lame ass smilies suck snail shit!
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01-28-2006, 10:33 PM
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gurly gurl
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my brother
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01-31-2006, 10:32 PM
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What made my dog laugh today, you ask?
I took my dog out at the normal time this morning. Everything seemed normal but when we got downstairs, he let out a tiny button of poop in the porch. He's never done that before!
Then, the bag I used to pick up it & the rest split & spilled poop over the sidewalk in front of my building. *
We were walking for about 20 minutes & were crossing a street when he decides he wants to poop in the middle of the street & I'm out of bags.
I had to buy hair stuff anyway so I left him tied up near his poop and went to get shampoo & a bag to poop & scoop the remaining er, poop.
I come out of the store and take stuff out of the bag to scoop & bam! The shampoo fell out & yes, landed right in the middle of the poop. I delicately carried it home & threw it in the tub & washed it & got ready to go for work.
I know that freaking dog was laughing at me when I left! I know eeeet!
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