11-24-2002, 01:26 PM
|
 |
Turn it up!
|
|
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Music City
Posts: 9,293
|
|
|
4 tongue baths
__________________
Plug me into somethin'
If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.
No good deed ever goes unpunished
Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.
|
11-24-2002, 01:37 PM
|
 |
Senior Member
|
|
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Alberta
Posts: 927
|
|
|
5 Headboard scratching orgasms!!!
__________________
Cowboy logic, always drink upstream from the herd.
|
11-24-2002, 03:31 PM
|
 |
Booger Lama
|
|
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Michigan
Posts: 3,552
|
|
|
on the 6th day of christmass my ture love gave to me 6 breats a bouncing (or would that be 12)
__________________
it's only kinky the first time
it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun
a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand
whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell
|
11-24-2002, 07:28 PM
|
 |
yet seldom member
|
|
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: below the whitesausage equator
Posts: 1,853
|
|
On the 7th day my wife showed me the seven-ended whip! 
__________________
If every material thing is gone, my smile and my tears stay left.
|
11-24-2002, 08:29 PM
|
 |
Lusting Horny Pixie
|
|
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: In your imagination
Posts: 4,292
|
|
|
on the 8th day of christmas my true love gave to me....
Eight Red roses...
|
11-24-2002, 09:40 PM
|
 |
Everybody Stretch!
|
|
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Pa. USA
Posts: 11,637
|
|
|
Nine hard thrusts!
__________________
Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.
~Thomas Dewar~
|
11-25-2002, 07:46 AM
|
 |
Made in England
|
|
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Hamilton, Ontario, Canada
Posts: 8,180
|
|
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me......
Ten little smacks
Nine hard thrusts
Eight red roses
Seven ended whip
Six breasts a bouncing
Fiiiiiiiive headboard scratching orgasmmmmmmms
Four tongue baths
Three wanting women
Two rimmmmmmm jobs
And a feel that started at my knee!!!!!  |
11-25-2002, 11:29 AM
|
 |
hellsbells's Stallion
|
|
Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 2,573
|
|
|
on the eleventh day of x-mas my true love gave to me
eleven sucking maidens
__________________
Rain: Liquid Sunshine!
Life's A Bitch, but I Deal withit!!
|
11-25-2002, 01:23 PM
|
|
Made in England
|
|
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Hamilton, Ontario, Canada
Posts: 8,180
|
|
singing away......
On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me.....
12 pairs of handcuffs
11 sucking maidens
10 little smacks
9 hard thrusts
8 red roses
7 ended whip
6 breasts a bouncing
fiiiiiiiiiiive headboard scratching orgasms
4 tongue baths
3 wanting women
2 rim jobs
And a feel that started at my kneeeeeee.............  |
11-25-2002, 01:43 PM
|
 |
Pixies Prodigal Bard
|
|
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Ozarks
Posts: 1,675
|
|
|
On the First Day of Christmas my true love gave to me
A dil-do-o in a fur bush.
__________________
"Quando Flunkus Moritatii" (I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess.) - the Red Green Show
The best thing about taking a vacation, is all the heartfelt huggs received upon your return. - Murphy
"The more you love, the more you CAN love. There's no limit to how much you can love - or how many" Lazarus Long in "Time Enough for Love" - Robert A. Heinlein
|
11-25-2002, 07:03 PM
|
|
Made in England
|
|
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Hamilton, Ontario, Canada
Posts: 8,180
|
|
|
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me.....
Two nipple clamps and
A dil-do-o in a fur bush
|
11-25-2002, 07:06 PM
|
|
Pixies Prodigal Bard
|
|
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Ozarks
Posts: 1,675
|
|
|
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me.....
Three Frenching Lesbos
Two pairs of handcuffs and
A dil-do-o in a fur bush
__________________
"Quando Flunkus Moritatii" (I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess.) - the Red Green Show
The best thing about taking a vacation, is all the heartfelt huggs received upon your return. - Murphy
"The more you love, the more you CAN love. There's no limit to how much you can love - or how many" Lazarus Long in "Time Enough for Love" - Robert A. Heinlein
|
11-25-2002, 07:16 PM
|
 |
Manwhore
|
|
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Pacific Northwest
Posts: 15,495
|
|
|
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
Four jars of K-Y
Three Frenching Lesbos
Two pairs of handcuffs and
A dil-do-o in a fur bush
__________________
Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.
Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien
In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these 
|
11-25-2002, 07:57 PM
|
|
Pixies Prodigal Bard
|
|
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Ozarks
Posts: 1,675
|
|
|
On the Fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
Five Cum-ming pervs
Four jars of K-Y
Three Frenching Lesbos
Two pairs of handcuffs and
A dil-do-o in a fur bush
__________________
"Quando Flunkus Moritatii" (I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess.) - the Red Green Show
The best thing about taking a vacation, is all the heartfelt huggs received upon your return. - Murphy
"The more you love, the more you CAN love. There's no limit to how much you can love - or how many" Lazarus Long in "Time Enough for Love" - Robert A. Heinlein
|
11-25-2002, 08:14 PM
|
 |
Pixies Den Mother
|
|
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: No-Hockey Land, dammit!!
Posts: 11,897
|
|
|
Six Crotchless panties
Five Cum-ming pervs
Four jars of K-Y
Three Frenching Lesbos
Two pairs of handcuffs and
A dil-do-o in a fur bush
|
| Thread Tools |
Search this Thread |
|
|
|
| Display Modes |
Rate This Thread |
 Linear Mode
|
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
All times are GMT -5. The time now is 12:32 PM.
|
