Neige -- No birds dead..... yet.

OF -- Maybe it flew here from OZ?

PF -- No birds in the house but theres been one in the garage. Making a mess of the cars.

pink and Lord Snow.... I've heard of things like that before. Pretty amazing.

DB -- Cute pics -- ty!!



And meanwhile the crazy bird still pecks at the family room window and flys into the dining room window.

Did he get his annual eye exam this year?

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Do they have little birdie glasses?


Trying to visualize a bird pecking at a worm without its glasses...... "Darn thought I had it that time".

Could be worse, could be a near sighted gynecologist instead of a near sighted bird.

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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf

hmmmm..... trying to decide if that'd be a bad thing?

Seriously, if you want to stop it, try putting one of those predatory bird stick-on silhouettes on the window.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

Or one of PF's famous fly-swatters.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

or just a picture of PF.

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it's only kinky the first time

it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun

a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand

whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell

Thought that was the famous PF fly swatter.

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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf

Campers hang plastic twisted stick things that spin in the wind from there awanings to keep birds away. You can get them at like Dollar General and such in their garden sections.

Hmmmmm, teddy...I'm still trying to envision a demonic flock of ROBINS. LOL

My suggestion to eradicate your problem is to scrub off the painting of the worm on your window.

Used to have sparrows fly into the patio glass doors,put a couple of strips of tape across the glass. So they could see the door it stopped them. might try that.
Our problem now is we have a Mocking bird that has learned to mimic our phone!We will be outside hear the phone and run to get it and it will be that @#*&^% bird!

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The mind never forgets what the hands have learned

Get a cell phone and change the ringer to something funny. That way if the bird flies off it'll annoy someone else with a rather call.

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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf

Better than the mocking birds around here, who mimic car alarms.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

Maybe you should record a CD and play it for your bird over and over again until it learns to say, "jay-t, you're one sexy dude!" Worth a try.