11-20-2007, 04:02 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
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I'm so horny unzipping my pants got me excited.
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12-01-2007, 03:15 AM
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Leo was right
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Eastern Iowa
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I'm so horny that it wouldn't be safe to let me even look at a Victoria's Secret catalog. (Yep, I'm a sad case.)
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No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac
Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."
An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"
Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus
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12-06-2007, 04:44 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
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I'm so horny, I'm getting an erection from the fleece blanket on my legs.  |
08-07-2020, 11:16 PM
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Lusting Horny Pixie
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: In your imagination
Posts: 4,292
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I’m so horny that I hardly think of anything else.
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08-08-2020, 06:23 AM
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Member of weird club
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Anywhere where home is
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I'm so horny that all I can think of is a beautiful lady.
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I have great abs, some men have six packs I have a keg!
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08-09-2020, 07:24 PM
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Lusting Horny Pixie
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: In your imagination
Posts: 4,292
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I am so horny that my toys can’t keep up.
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08-09-2020, 10:35 PM
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Member of weird club
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Anywhere where home is
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I'm so horny that seeing big breasts under a tight shirt got me hard.
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I have great abs, some men have six packs I have a keg!
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08-10-2020, 12:04 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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I'm so horny I may have to wake my wife when I crawl into bed.
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08-10-2020, 08:44 AM
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Member of weird club
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Anywhere where home is
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I'm so horny, I will be thinking of a special lady naked.
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I have great abs, some men have six packs I have a keg!
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08-10-2020, 10:33 AM
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Lusting Horny Pixie
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: In your imagination
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I’m so horny that brushing against anything turns me on.
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08-10-2020, 12:40 PM
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Member of weird club
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Anywhere where home is
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I'm so horny, my mind is wandering into rainy days.
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I have great abs, some men have six packs I have a keg!
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08-10-2020, 02:14 PM
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Lusting Horny Pixie
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: In your imagination
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I’m so horny that the voice in my head is telling me to take a long drive.
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08-10-2020, 03:17 PM
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Member of weird club
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Anywhere where home is
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I'm so horny I may have to masturbate here soon.
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I have great abs, some men have six packs I have a keg!
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08-10-2020, 09:08 PM
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Lusting Horny Pixie
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: In your imagination
Posts: 4,292
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I’m so horny, I expect hot dreams tonight
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08-10-2020, 10:17 PM
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Member of weird club
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Anywhere where home is
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I'm so horny I can't stop thinking about the female body.
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I have great abs, some men have six packs I have a keg!
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