I ALMOST put this in the "What's the worst thing a guy has ever said to you thread?"


Sooooooooo, after 30 minutes or so of torrid lovemaking this evening, my sweetie and I are basking in the afterglow, being all lovey-dovey 'cause it's Valentine's Day and all...when all of a sudden he says, "You know, I'm really kind of sorry that didn't last longer. But you see, when I came in I saw my Valentine's and birthday presents over there on the table, and I wanted to hurry up and get to the good stuff."



Yes, he's still alive. For now. ROFLMAOBBQ.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

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SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM........

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I agree with Imaginewithme. PF's is good too. Funny I don't remember seeing PF the times I went to Mt Rushmore.

My mom telling me she bumped her head on the refrigerator, of course I had to ask how..... while bent over looking in it, telling my dad she'd cook something.....said she looked down and all of a sudden there my dad was out of nowhere peeking up her nightgown........so she jumped and bumped her head.

Kinda grossed me out, but was sooooo funny.

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ROFLMAO

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Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

SCARRING!

Thinking about the time I scared Coaster by making him think someone was in his house

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Rockintime saying a word he vowed to never say in chat.

Mr. IWM putting baby in the back pack snugli thing and walking the treadmil, coming in the house afterwards (its in our garage) and baby is passed out asleep......haleluja he's walking her every night as far as I'm concerned!!!!

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Visions of WildIrish sitting in the plastic kid seat of a shopping cart being pushed by his child.... only somehow i was picturing it being one of those little nascar shaped carts at Home Depot

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When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and swing.

I don't fit.

The steering wheel squashes my pecker.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

It wasn't funny at the time, but explaining to Mr. IWM that our daughter turned into the tazmanian devil today for about 5 second.

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my daughter calling the grossest, messiest poopiest diaper i've seen in a while "explosivo"

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

The cashier looking at the food we bought & saying to Dan, "I hope you're cooking that for her."

Ahahaha, I haven't cooked in almost as long as PF!

Your not that old Steph.