07-14-2007, 04:18 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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OK, open wide and say ... "Keep your mouth shut."
Happiness is for everyone ...
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07-14-2007, 08:19 PM
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Recycled Virgin
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: On the beach in Washington State.
Posts: 3,867
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Happiness is for everyone ...except for that lusty1. 
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07-14-2007, 09:35 PM
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Not there yet.....
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: NE USA
Posts: 19,794
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I'm always happy, idiot!
Don't worry......
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07-15-2007, 07:20 PM
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Recycled Virgin
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: On the beach in Washington State.
Posts: 3,867
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Don't worry......something bad is bound to happen!
I have all the luck in the world...
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07-21-2007, 03:51 PM
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Not there yet.....
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: NE USA
Posts: 19,794
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I have all the luck in the world... some of it good.
You smell like.......
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07-23-2007, 07:35 PM
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Recycled Virgin
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: On the beach in Washington State.
Posts: 3,867
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You smell like....teen spirit-right after gym class!
Sex is always the best...
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07-23-2007, 09:17 PM
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Not there yet.....
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: NE USA
Posts: 19,794
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Sex is always the best...mood stabilizer!
You know she wants it when....
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07-23-2007, 09:26 PM
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Recycled Virgin
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: On the beach in Washington State.
Posts: 3,867
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You know she wants it when...she's breathing!
If it's hard...
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07-23-2007, 09:40 PM
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Not there yet.....
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: NE USA
Posts: 19,794
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If it's hard... then you need to study more.
When she's wet........
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07-23-2007, 10:13 PM
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Recycled Virgin
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: On the beach in Washington State.
Posts: 3,867
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When she's wet...you can almost bet it's been raining.
If it's Monday....
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07-23-2007, 10:55 PM
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Not there yet.....
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: NE USA
Posts: 19,794
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If it's Monday.... and rainy, gets me down.......
You know you're a redneck..............
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07-24-2007, 08:14 PM
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Recycled Virgin
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: On the beach in Washington State.
Posts: 3,867
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You know you're a redneck...if you don't see the humor in redneck jokes.
I'd never have a one night stand...
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07-24-2007, 10:06 PM
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Not there yet.....
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: NE USA
Posts: 19,794
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I'd never have a one night stand... you're kidding, right?
She had skin like..........
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07-28-2007, 07:30 PM
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Recycled Virgin
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: On the beach in Washington State.
Posts: 3,867
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She had skin like..........a baby-----Shar-pei, that is!!!
Do unto others...
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07-28-2007, 08:17 PM
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Not there yet.....
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: NE USA
Posts: 19,794
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Do unto others........... before they beat you to it!
Light kisses from her lips...........
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