
04-15-2003, 06:54 PM
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Unfortunately the co-pilot, who sat right next to the pilot, wasn't.
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04-15-2003, 06:57 PM
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Fortunately the pilot was good at talking things out, so he was able to share the towelettes.
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04-15-2003, 07:13 PM
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Unfortunately, while talking things out, he forgot to turn on the autopilot, and the plane dipped dangerously.
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04-15-2003, 07:15 PM
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Fortunately in the dip all the baby oiled folks slide together and the fun began again.
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04-15-2003, 07:22 PM
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Unfortunately, the plane continued to sprial towards the ground.
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04-15-2003, 07:33 PM
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Fortunately the co pilot regained control and put the plane on autopilot.
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04-15-2003, 07:36 PM
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Unfortunately, as the co-pilot got up to go join the fun, his arm hit the auto-pilot switch, and the plane lurched forward.
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04-15-2003, 07:50 PM
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Fortunately a stewardess was there to catch him in her mouth.
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04-15-2003, 09:30 PM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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Unfortunately she was wearing braces with lots of sharp edges.
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04-15-2003, 09:34 PM
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Fortunately there was a doctor on board, a female doctor
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04-16-2003, 04:57 PM
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Unfortunately she didn't have her doctors bag with her.
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04-18-2003, 04:12 AM
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Fortunately, there was a decent first aid kit on the plane.
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04-24-2003, 10:40 PM
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~figment of imagination~
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Unfortunately they had used all of its contents performing a 'Sky High Child Birth' a few days earlier.
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04-25-2003, 06:20 PM
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Fortunately by this time he has healed and was shagging the doctor vigorously.
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out my name
As I stare from a six foot cell
And from beyond I heard the words
Deceptively Yours
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04-27-2003, 03:59 AM
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Unfortunately, the doctor was a pre-op transsexual
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