10-23-2001, 06:31 PM
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OhDiva that last one is to funny,,
I have had that happen before...
Got 7 of the dang things..
NEED ONE????
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10-23-2001, 06:32 PM
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LOL...I hate pussies......I mean cats....LOL...  
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10-23-2001, 09:08 PM
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Cat's revenge.
There was an old joke in "Book and author" form
The Cat's Revenge, by Claude Balls.
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10-25-2001, 08:11 PM
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Ohhhhh to see the look on their faces as they use this!!!
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continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
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"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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10-26-2001, 11:50 PM
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I almost put this off until tomorrow
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10-27-2001, 12:19 AM
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OMG THIS CAN'T BE TRUE!!!!
Yesterday scientists announced to the world the
alarming results of a recent analysis that found the
presence of female hormones in beer. This comes as
a cruel blow to all men. It is advised that if you
are male between the ages of 18 and 85 you may need to
seek medical assistance to assess your beer
consumption.
WARNING: Drinking beer eventually turns men into women.
THE TEST: 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each
within a 1 hour period
THE RESULT: 100% of the men:
1. Gained weight
2. Talked excessively without making sense
3. Became overly emotional
4. Couldn't drive
5. Failed to think rationally
6. Argued over nothing
7. Had to sit down while urinating
8. Refused to apologize when wrong
NOTE: No further testing is planned.
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"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
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10-27-2001, 11:44 AM
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Re: OMG THIS CAN'T BE TRUE!!!!
True.
Also, Police are issuing warnings to men on this topic.
There is a drug around called "beer", generally found in a
liquid form.
The drug is now being used by female sexual predators at
parties to convince their male victims to have sex with them.
Shockingly, this drug is freely available in most cities!
Apparently, girls are persuading men to consume a few units
of "beer" and then asking them home for no-strings-attached
sex.
Men are literally helpless against the subtlety of these attacks.
After several "beers" men are persuaded to have sex with
women they would never normally be attracted to.
The aftermath is devastating, with men awakening with hazy
or no memories of the assault, just a vague uneasiness.
Please forward this to every man you know!
There are support groups for victims of this insidious drug,
where the trauma of the assaults can be eased through
group counselling sessions. These clinics are normally found
in the telephone directory under "Bar" or "Tavern".
Posted as a community service announcement.
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10-27-2001, 04:19 PM
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Snow white
the seventh took the photo's
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10-27-2001, 04:28 PM
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Wow Fred
Fred Oh fred
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10-27-2001, 06:26 PM
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I think a few ladies here, including myself would have to agree!!!!
I hate one size fits all things!!!!! 
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10-27-2001, 06:27 PM
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This thread is getting so long don't know if this one was posted or not...LOL...sorry if it was!!
The Perfect entertainment center for men!
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"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
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"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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10-28-2001, 06:11 AM
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Diva
Marian won't buy me one for Xmas.
Advice?
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10-28-2001, 08:42 AM
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Just had to share this.
A "Gag of the day" from an e-mail.
A woman and a man were having drinks when they got into an argument about who enjoyed sex more.
The man said, "Men obviously enjoy sex more than women. Why do you think we're so obsessed with getting laid?"
"That doesn't prove anything," the woman countered
"Think about this," she continued, "when your ear itches and you put your finger in it and wiggle it around, then pull it out, which feels better — your ear or your finger?"
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10-29-2001, 10:04 AM
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For the THONG LOVERS HERE!!!!
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"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
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"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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10-29-2001, 11:14 AM
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Here find old friends!
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I used to dream of being Tarzan, Lord Greystoke and all the cool powers he possessed. Not anymore!
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But it was just my imagination, runnin away with me, it was just my imagination, runnin away with me. "
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