11-03-2001, 07:59 AM
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ummm, not to offen anyone
The Geography of a woman:
Between the ages of 15 - 18 a woman is like China or Iran.
Developing at a sizzling rate with a lot of potential but as yet still
not free or open.
Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia.
She is half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bushland around the fertile deltas.
Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or Japan.
Completely discovered, very well developed and open to trade especially with countries with cash or cars.
Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India or Spain.
Very hot, relaxed and convinced of its own beauty.
Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France or Argentina.
She may have been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia or Iraq.
She lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive
reconstructions now necessary.
Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia or Canada.
Very wide, quiet and the borders are practically unpatrolled but the frigid climate keeps people away.
Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England or Mongolia.
With a glorious and all conquering past but alas no future.
After 70, they become Albania or Pakistan
Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there
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11-03-2001, 08:01 AM
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its B1 and B2 
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11-03-2001, 08:24 AM
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TDK
The ABC (Afghan Broadcasting Corporation) has a
lot to answer for.
Perhaps Thomas the Tank Engine has a different
meaning too.
"Thomas , powering a T72 with the new high velocity
cannon, went to see the Fatwa Controller."
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11-03-2001, 09:21 AM
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 hehehe, i have really enjoyed all these jokes and pics. thanks evahh so much for them everyone. a wonderful way to kick off a saturday morning. coffee and chuckles. i have one i'd like to add. hope ya'll enjoy it. who knew this about the flintstones? *giggle* |
11-03-2001, 07:34 PM
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Must have been Avon calling........lol 
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11-03-2001, 09:30 PM
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Just received.
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11-03-2001, 10:58 PM
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Oh, Oldfart.... turn the heat up, it just got cold in here!
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11-04-2001, 01:19 AM
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Turn it up!
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Look out, rabies can strike at any time...
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11-04-2001, 10:06 AM
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Scotzoidman
The answer is yes, but only 4 days a month.
Anyway, you know how hard it is to get funny smut these days.
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11-04-2001, 11:41 AM
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RE:Must have been avon calling....
Sure hope it wasn't this Avon Lady!!! 
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11-04-2001, 04:12 PM
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Rock Hard
How is this for rock hard??
Hope this was not posted earlier..
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11-04-2001, 07:40 PM
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Avon.
Diva.
Don't buy the face powder!!
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11-05-2001, 12:08 AM
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Sometimes I wish I had this problem...
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11-06-2001, 11:18 AM
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Head and Shoulders
A blonde and a brunette are both in an elevator. On the third floor a man gets on who's perfect: Italian suit, handsome, great build with a nice butt, but unfortunately they both notice he has a bad case of dandruff. The man gets off on the 5th floor. Once the doors close, the brunette turns to the blonde and says, "Someone should give him Head&Shoulders, To which the blonde replies, "How do you give Shoulders ?"
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11-06-2001, 11:35 AM
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LoveDiva4u---Having two blonde daughters;I don't think;that
there is a Blonde joke that I haven't heard.Many times;I will
e-mail; them to them.I see them;quite often;but I am still very
close to them.They both have two children now;and don't live
home anymore. Irish
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