06-24-2004, 05:39 AM
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Count Spankula
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Mackenzie - I saw that one. Made me laugh quite hard.
The funniest thing I've ever seen in a porn movie isn't a quote. It's a movie called Cagney and Stacey (yes, a good 80s spin about 2 female investigators). This woman is riding a guy reverse cowboy with the camera looking at her front. As she starts to ride him, she looks down and picks a piece of lint (or something) from between his ass cheeks. classy... 
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06-24-2004, 06:57 AM
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Bastard of Member
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Gotta brush out that ass before you shoot, geeez
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06-24-2004, 01:51 PM
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2 that crack me up are:
From a porno movie" Girl to a guy"
"Fuck my dirty shithole"
From the movie Bad Santa: Guy to girl:
"When I'm done with you, you won't shit right for a week."
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06-24-2004, 10:03 PM
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Insert "Member" Pun Here
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I gotta say, my favorite is not a particular line, but the question:
"Do you like that?"
And the answer, even when EVERY indication is that it is completely false, is always:
"Ooooooo Yeah!"
:::sigh::: where's the honesty in porn these days? 
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06-26-2004, 10:22 AM
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I haven't seen much porn I am afraid, so most of what I remember hearing is just ohhs and ahhs and stuff... but for some reason I do remember a scene with naked woman with a specatcular body standing in front of a group of men asking "does anyone want to fuck me?"
It just seemed so silly!!!! I mean, unless they were hardcore gay, or eunuchs...
Wanda
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11-30-2004, 05:18 PM
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Loungin' Around
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Originally Posted by skipthisone
I love it when my threads come back to life
*tears*
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*shrugs*
Time for a bump
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11-30-2004, 05:22 PM
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~Imaginary lover~
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Funny that's the same thing I said to Darogle last nite. "stop talking and stick it in my ass"
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11-30-2004, 08:10 PM
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Mama Mia!
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<<never has to tell fiance to stop talking and stick it in her ass lol
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12-01-2004, 05:48 PM
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Is it coffee time yet?
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12-02-2004, 09:13 PM
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gurly gurl
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oh yeah nothing better!
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