And happy does nothing, I suppose?

Like working?

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Who wouldn't like working my ass off, getting no respect, and having nothing to show for it? What a trip!


[Thanks, STO for coming up with this game...lmao]


Isn't plane travel a joy these days?

Yes, I enjoy it as much as I'd enjoy giving myself a C-section.


Gambling is so fun!

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Nothing sweeter than working hard for the money and then pissing it away.

Oh no, is it Friday evening?

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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN


It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
~Tom Stoppard~


It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
~George Burns~


As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
~A. DiFranco~

As if I'd know what the hell to do with it!



Doesn't an accordian make just the most beautiful music?

Sounds as divine as angels playing harmonicas.


Like making love to a German?

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Not touching that one.
Like making love?

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Lots of people talk and few of them know, soul of a woman was created below

I can't get through to her 'cause it doesn't permit
But I'm gonna give her everything I've got to give.

I hear your sweet voice calling
out my name
As I stare from a six foot cell
And from beyond I heard the words
Deceptively Yours

About as much as I enjoy getting my teeth pulled.

Enjoy meeting new people?

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

As much as one can revel in dullards.

Enjoy leaving people?

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Lots of people talk and few of them know, soul of a woman was created below

I can't get through to her 'cause it doesn't permit
But I'm gonna give her everything I've got to give.

I hear your sweet voice calling
out my name
As I stare from a six foot cell
And from beyond I heard the words
Deceptively Yours

It's second only to meeting people on my list of pleasures.

Enjoy giving as good as you get?

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Only if I am sleepwalking.

Ever met your match?

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Lots of people talk and few of them know, soul of a woman was created below

I can't get through to her 'cause it doesn't permit
But I'm gonna give her everything I've got to give.

I hear your sweet voice calling
out my name
As I stare from a six foot cell
And from beyond I heard the words
Deceptively Yours

Do you see one who can hang with me now?????? And YES I AM "all that"

Would you have sex in the rain?

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I am here for only a short time on this earth. My goal is to make everyone I see smile if only for a moment.

AND GET MY TUSH WET?

Your dress is too long.

AFter all, anything that even partially covers your ass is far too long.


Your smile is beautiful

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Ah geez, I KNEW you were gonna ask me for a loan.


Don't you just love walking along the beach?