15 motorcycle..... 17 driver's license


Do you deep sea fish?

no, but I would like to learn to be comfortable with deep sea diving

Do you practice a martial art?

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"You don't know how you met me, you don't know why, you can't turn around and say goodbye, all you know is when I'm with you, I make you free, and swim through your veins like a fish in the sea" (Uncle Kracker)

No. (too old to roll around on the floor)



Can you move your hands 1,350 feet per second?

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Maybe, if my arms were longer.

Can you climax without being touched?

Have had a few wet dreams.

What color eyes do you have?

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I have great abs, some men have six packs I have a keg!

Blueish-green, blue or green depending on the light.

What's the best gift you've ever received (not including children, wives, etc.)?

Probably the mother's ring I got last Christmas.

When was the last time you made your bed?

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Yesterday.

Do you make your bed every day?

absolutely NOT


Do you sometimes not answer the phone even though your home?

Rarely...I'd hate to miss the opportunity to hang up on a replacement window salesperson!

How do you handle telemarketers?

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

I have a very simple method. I pick up the phone and say, "Hello." If there is any pause at all, I hang up. You gotta be quick if you call me!

What's your favorite side dish with fried chicken?

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Potato salad! That's my birthday meal, and I'm already looking forward to it.

What kind of cake do you like on your birthday?

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Ahhhhh....that's the question of the day. My grandmother *always* made me a coconut cake for my birthday. I miss that tremendously. Last year, a friend out-of-state remembered me saying that and found a bakery near here that had a coconut *cream* cake and sent it to me. It wasn't the same--but I was still appreciative for the thought.

What do you want for your birthday?

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

World peace and an end to poverty.

If that's too much, I'd like a martini and a blowjob. ha ha


Do you still put the correct number of candles on your cake?

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Are we trying to burn down a cake, or what?

I think my husband bought number candles last year. I'm not too fond of birthdays, although not for the traditional reason.

Do you think you'll make a new year's resolution this year?

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author