Unfortunately I am ready for the orgy now...and there is no one to play with.

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I love to insert it...and then let it soak.

What time do we tee off???

Fortunately, at Pixies, finding people thinking about sex isn't too difficult.

Unfortunately, I think most of them are asleep now.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Fortunately that means they're still close by.

Unfortunately it is now the middle of the day and they are all busy.

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Lots of people talk and few of them know, soul of a woman was created below

I can't get through to her 'cause it doesn't permit
But I'm gonna give her everything I've got to give.

I hear your sweet voice calling
out my name
As I stare from a six foot cell
And from beyond I heard the words
Deceptively Yours

Fortunately that means the evening hours are still ahead of them.

Unfortunately it is day time here so they are back.

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I have great abs, some men have six packs I have a keg!

Fortunately, several hours have passed by now.

Unfortunately, the board is getting empty again

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Fortunately, it's now Sunday night and I haven't killed my mother yet.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Unfortunately, murder often happens at night.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Fortunately, I have a houseful of witnesses, and, even thought I've done much research, I haven't yet figured out a way to kill anyone without getting caught.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Unfortunately they always get there man/ woman in those types of things.

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I have great abs, some men have six packs I have a keg!

Fortunately, that saves the rest of us from possible harm.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Unfortunately it doesn't do much good for annoying mothers.

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I have great abs, some men have six packs I have a keg!