Too late...

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

Lix

I look at your av and I think maybe there is a god, but if there was why didn't we get two cocks?

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Vigil, if you were my husband, I would give you poison.

Madam, if you were my wife, I would take it.

11. I have over 50 Christmas CDs and buy at least one or two more every year.

12. I never lived further than 10 minutes from home until I was 27.

13. I'm addicted to Yahtzee.

14. I'm terrified of failure, which causes me maybe to not try some things I would enjoy.

15. I can't grow fingernails to save my life.

16. I want to grow my hair long again but know I won't have enough patience for it.

17. I was once onstage as a child with both Bozo the Clown *and* Santa Claus.

18. I have a three-octave vocal range.

19. I'm still waiting for a drum set.

20. I love grape Kool-aid.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Piss easy mate - dribble, dribble!

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Ryan » Send Message | My Post History
"Bend over and allow me to corkscrew you."

Au contraire, mon ami; full fledged blooming orgasm, still stroking, but alas...bone dry!

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

hehehehhe oooooooooooo the things u learn !!!
*GRINS*

ok now for me

1) i actually have 2 kids (some of yall know this) but only one stays w me cuz the other lives withe his asshole (or father) in arkansas where im from. i lost the custody battle because i cud not prove his dad unfit AND because my husband is USAF and we will be moving usually every 4 years , the judge considers that unstable. i have a few un comlimentary things to say about her, but ill behave.

2)i did not mastrubate for the first time until i was 19. and it was fuckin awsome! lol

3) i never took any nude pics till i met yall and was brought out of my shell.

4) ive always been seriously selfconsious. i absoultly hate the way i look and despise the fact that (on a low fat diet working 60 hrs a week and constantly on the go AND being a vegitarian) i gained 80 pounds w my first child. and 6 yrs later ive not lost as much as i had planned on loosing the first year ! LOL !! not an easy task but one day ill manage to be at my pre baby weight again (or close enough to be happy)

5) i dropped out of school 5 weeks before graduation!!!! i was failing and decided nocredit looked better than F so i dropped out , i did go back the next summer to summer school to compleete what i missed and got my diploma. little note , if u dont go to class u fail LOL , i belive i was in class 20 days the entire year! senioritis BAD!

6) i used to be in drama class, i luv to act and be the centre of attention!

7) im not shy at all in person, well maybe the first 5 min im around u but after that BEWARE!

8) took choir for 8 yrs in school, but i cant carry a tune ina bucket!!!!

9) i make jewlery. gemstone beaded stuff, i sell alot but make so much at cost for friends and give so much away ill never make a profit! im starting to try my hand at nipple wraps and cock rings but .... i dont think its workin so well, i need a class!!!!!

10 ) italian food is my all time fav! almost everytime english lush and i go shoppin i make her stop at the italian place in norwich so we can have a good lunch!

what else can i tell ya? ask and u will recieve an answer

~nikki~

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Ravage Me!

Me Time
Long Lonley Night
Tied Up
Teased

http://thesmashedfairy.blogspot.com/

1. I'm a high school teacher and forced myself through college in 4 years because I was determined not to make it take longer.

2. I'm absolutely terrified of nutcrackers, mice and snakes.

3. I didnt lost my virginity until I was 21 and it wasnt with someone who I really wanted. I did it because it was convenient and the one I wanted wasnt close enough.

4. I'm dating a black guy.

5. I have low self-esteem and was very depressed at one point in my life until a certain someone saved me from myself (and to that person I'm eternally grateful).

6. I hated school from the time that I was in elementary school. I didnt have any friends and always ate lunch by myself. I loved learning...just not going to school.

7. I have a love of symphonies. We used to go as a school when I was in elementary school and have never been able to get it out of my system.

8. Christmas is my absolutely favorite holiday and I dont own a single piece of Christmas music. I get sheer joy out of buying gifts for people that will make them smile.

9. I'm a closet nympho and like light bondage.

10. I avoid confrontation as much as possible and have been told that I'm too nice for my own good.

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"I spy because I care!" ~Miss Piggy

what the heck... I've had to think about it for a while... but here is my list

1. even though I have a college degree (BSEE) my parents are better educted than I am (master's degrees)

2. with my BSEE I fully qualify as a geek (can't speen geek without "EE") (most people already knew I was a geek)

3. I've been around computers since I am 8 years old (going on 31 this coming year)

4. when it comes to relationships, and women in general, the best way to describe me is "dumb ass".... most of the time it seems to take a 2x4 upside the head before I catch on to what is going on around me...

5. I do not like big groups of people... in small groups I am usually the loudest

6. usually people get to hear what I think about them... this is both good and bad at the same time

7. I can not play a musical instrument (not for lack of trying)... I am somewhat tone deaf... when it comes to music, I appreciate it just fine... but when it comes to being on key there is no hope... it's also not fair that my brother has perfect pitch

8. I'm affraid of heights... more specifically, falling from heights. As a young child I took a header over a railing and traveled down to a nice resounding "thud"... when I dream of falling I always hit at the bottom... that sucks!

9. I probably drink too much....

10. I love to drive... it does not matter where I am going as long as I am driving... I actually like making 10 and 14 hour road trips

PS.

11. for what ever reason red heads (well, freckles actually... they don't have to be on a red head) are really attractive to me... but they better not be on some twig of a woman...

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-Toast-
"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White

Milktoast~ don't look

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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1. My greatest achievement by age eleven was being able to belch the national anthem
2. I was in a very mediocre new wave band in the early 80’s
3. I have appeared nude on stage in the theatre
4. I have, as promised last year, posted my bits in Pixies
5. I have no interest at all in material possessions, but I do love driving my very fast car
6. I have been a supporter of things green and Amnesty International since I was a kid and out of principle would not live in a country that practiced the death penalty
7. I am a graduate of one of the most famous universities in the world
8. I am a great but quiet admirer of several of the ladies here
9. I am slightly psychic
10. If there is a god, she’s going to roast my arse

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Vigil, if you were my husband, I would give you poison.

Madam, if you were my wife, I would take it.

1. I, like Rabbit, was nominated to attend West Point, but my Dad turned it down for me....bastard.
2. I am told I am know too much about everything, I think I am just a news and knowledge junkie and know a little about lots, and if not can make up the missing parts.
3. I am getting divorced for the 2nd time.
4. I have only been in love twice in my life, but I ran away from the 1st one out of insecurity.
5. I am a clean freak around the house, but my desk drawers at work are full of junk.
6. I am a reading freak, I read a novel every 1 to 2 weeks and have a huge collection of my favorite authors.
7. I used to be really shy, but in the last 5 years or so have become very outgoing and find people actually like my company but I still dont completely believe it.
8. I enjoy being nude whenever I can be.
9. I am consider myself overwieght, but by the "scales" I am not, I am just a tall and big person....but I still think my ass is too big.
10. Sometimes I think I care too much for people and then get dis-heartened when I dont get the same back.... I hate indifference more than anything in the world.

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

(((((((((((((((((((((SKIP))))))))))))))))))))))))) )))))

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*Diva*



"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

Back atcha Diva-san

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

Sorry to hear about the divorce, skip... (((Hugs)))

But I will decide if your butt is too big!!

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

*gets out her book and waits til they get done again*

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas