Statistics recently released by the Department of Health & Human Services show the increasing rate of Laborador Retriever obeisity. This is turn, causes many long term health problems among America's Laborador Retriever population. I propose a comprehemsive program to encourage fitness of not only Labroador Retrievers, but all Canine Americans. Such a program would naturally include sex education as part of an overall health and fitness program.

Question: Should the candidates on this particular thread engage in a series of public debates to decide the question "How much sex is enough?"

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A - An issue this important should definately involve polling the asses. And those that wish to oversee that process should eliminate the potential blurring of the figures by utilizing a focus group.

Q - Is cunny juice best drank right from the cuntainer?

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Answer: Yes. All my research indicates that Fresh = Best.


Question: Where do you stand on the issue of Tube Steak?

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Eudaimonia

A. Certainly, if you cun. It's an issue that can be licked if only we put our tongues to it.

Q. Should there be limits on how much sex a person can have during a given day?

History is full of examples of the failure of the planned economy model of sexual activity. A free market of sexual activity, including competition, the unregulated exchange of ideas, and free will laborers is simply the tried-and-true American way.

Question: Do you smoke after sex?

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

Only when I've gone too fast.



Q - What do you think about potable water testing?

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

A. I think once water's been in the "pot," it should be flushed and not played with.

Q. What will you do for your district if elected?

I'll refuse to regulate sex, marriage, religion...and I'll promise not to molest my boy pages!

Do you believe in presidential term limits?

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

A. I once heard a suggestion that to avoid "lame duck" status and, the desire to increase wealth after office, the terms should be limited to one six-year term with a substaintial increase in retirement benefits and rules against future political involvement after retirement. I thought that was an interesting idea.

Q. Should teaching people a "second language" be mandatory?

Any father hammering a board, missing, and hitting his thumb instead is perfectly capable of yelling "SHIT!". Teaching youngsters a foul language happens naturally, why should we involve the legislature, courts or various child protective beaucracies?

Question: Is it time for the problem of urban sprawl to be handled on a national level?

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

Answer: Only if we are ready for federally managed urban sprawl.


Question: Is local government obsolete?

A: No, I'd say loco government seems to be on the rise. Of course, I credit that to my opposition.


Oh, you said local government.

Q: Should campaigning be limited to the last two weeks before an election?

Answer: All of the incumbents think that is a great idea!


Question: If elected will you vote to fund teaching music in schools?

A: Music is indeed an important subject and I believe students should be able to take music classes if they want.

Q: Have you ever used drugs before?

a - i would respond happily to that question if only this strange foggyness of mind would clear and i could actually recall the honest answer

Q - if you do something with your left hand, it feels like someone else does it (or so i am told). Should it be complsory for everything to be done left handed, and would it be more likely to get done? eg vacuuming.