02-09-2002, 12:19 PM
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Shark repellant
First of all...I hope this doesn't upset anyone here.
This was sent to me by a BBW who I adore for her friendship and sence of humor. And if she can send this to me...then you can see the humor behind it.
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"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
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"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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02-09-2002, 12:29 PM
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Fuck like a rabbit!! 
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*Diva*
"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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02-09-2002, 12:30 PM
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~*Forget Me Not*~
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Different desires.... LOL
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*Diva*
"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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02-09-2002, 12:31 PM
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~*Forget Me Not*~
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Witholding evidence...
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*Diva*
"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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02-09-2002, 12:33 PM
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~*Forget Me Not*~
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And just in time for Valentine's day....
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*Diva*
"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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02-09-2002, 07:14 PM
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Turn it up!
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DIVA PUSHES THE ENVELOPE
LOL great ones all
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02-09-2002, 08:45 PM
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Sneezes
Time to stop lurking... Sorry it's just text
Sneezes
A man and a woman are riding next to each other in first class on a plane. The woman sneezes, then takes a tissue and gently wipes it between her legs. The man isn't sure he saw what she did, and decides he is probably hallucinating.
A few minutes pass. The woman sneezes again. She takes a tissue and gently wipes it between her legs. The man is about to go nuts. He can't believe that he's seeing what she's doing. A few more minutes pass. The woman sneezes yet again. She takes a tissue and gently wipes it between her legs yet again. The man has finally had all he can handle.
He turns to the woman and says, "Three times you've sneezed, and three times you've taken a tissue and wiped it between your legs! What kind of signals are you sending me, or are you just trying to drive me crazy?"
The woman replies, "I am sorry to have disturbed you, sir. I have a rare condition such that when I sneeze, I have an orgasm."
The man, now feeling bad, says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What are you taking for it?"
"Pepper", she replies.
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02-09-2002, 08:47 PM
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The nun's kiss
A nun gets into a cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you." She answers: "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive." "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me." She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2 you must be a Catholic." The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!" The nun says, "OK, pull into the next alley." He does and the nun fulfils his fantasy. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My dear child." said the nun, "Why are you crying?" "Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm married and a I'm a Baptist." The nun says, "That's OK, I am on the way to a Halloween party, and my name is Kevin."
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02-10-2002, 10:40 PM
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Horny Devil
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don't know if these have been posted already
i want to go here
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02-10-2002, 10:41 PM
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Horny Devil
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i don't want to go here
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02-10-2002, 10:43 PM
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Horny Devil
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the women might like this church
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02-10-2002, 10:44 PM
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Horny Devil
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one for the men
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02-11-2002, 08:43 PM
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here and there
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still cleanin' the inbox...
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02-14-2002, 07:13 PM
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The 2002 Chippendale Dancers!!!!
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*Diva*
"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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02-14-2002, 09:03 PM
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~*Forget Me Not*~
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I certainly wouldn't run away.... 
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*Diva*
"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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