03-04-2002, 01:31 AM
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Hey Man, be one with Nature, like....
Not quite kosher.
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03-04-2002, 01:36 AM
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Turn it up!
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Kinda gives a new meaning to "down on the farm"....
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03-04-2002, 01:39 AM
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Portnoy's Lamb-chop?
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03-04-2002, 08:25 AM
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OF---From looking at your last thread;I can see that you need some explanation of some sexual terms.
Flop-off:One wing of a chicken is glued to his(her) body.You place the chicken on your hard-on and let him go.He rotates and you
get "flopped-off!"
Walk-off:You lay in a bathtub;on your back.Your hard penis is stick
ing out of the water(just the head)You glue a flies wings to his
body.You place him on the head of your penis and let him go!
You then get"walked-off!"
I hope these sexual definitions have been explanatory enough.
Irish
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03-05-2002, 06:08 AM
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Is that like attaching your cock to a car-lift?
Being Jacked off?
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03-05-2002, 06:23 AM
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hey I don't like any one pm'ing me If I find something I feel funny I will send it _ don''t hassle me
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03-05-2002, 06:46 AM
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If someone's hassling you, tell Diva.
She'll post a warning to the offender.
Her job, she's a moderator.
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03-05-2002, 10:35 AM
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Paximbello
I tried to PM you, but I see I can't. 
If someone is bothering you, please let me know.
I will deal with them.
And that goes for all members.
Like Oldfart said ..it's my job.
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03-05-2002, 11:07 PM
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Turn it up!
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And an excellent job she does, too
Here's a new workout video...
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03-05-2002, 11:11 PM
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here and there
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owww... owww.... owww... owww... damn, now that is what I call working it out!
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03-05-2002, 11:11 PM
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OUCH!!!!!!
LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING OUT OF THE TWISTED MAN'S KAMA SUTRA!!!!!!
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03-05-2002, 11:56 PM
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I thought that I recognised her best side! Irish
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03-06-2002, 06:15 AM
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continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
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"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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03-06-2002, 06:54 AM
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don't know about that.....looks like you'd have to have a rubber roger 
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03-06-2002, 07:18 AM
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It looks great if you're a 75 lb slim type.
I'm 225lb and not built for that.
I'll settle for a lady sitting on my lap.
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