Fortunately her frame floats so she is able to paddle back to shore. Being upset she drops her drawers and pisses on the sidewalk.

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I have great abs, some men have six packs I have a keg!

unfortunately, as quickly as she pisses it freezes and she slips and falls and brakes her butt bone, so she can't sit on her snowmobile frame.

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Rain: Liquid Sunshine!

Life's A Bitch, but I Deal withit!!

Fortunately the town folks place her in the frozen piss so her broken butt bone doesn't swell up.

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I have great abs, some men have six packs I have a keg!

unfortunately, the towns people decide to pee more feeling thier is not enough to keep the swelling down and intomb her in frozen piss

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Rain: Liquid Sunshine!

Life's A Bitch, but I Deal withit!!

Fortunately the young lady is so turned on by being pissed on by the whole town she doesn't feel the pain.

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I have great abs, some men have six packs I have a keg!

unfortunately, she has an orgasm and it freezes, which in turn freezes her sex

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Rain: Liquid Sunshine!

Life's A Bitch, but I Deal withit!!

Fortunately, at that moment, the witch from Hansel and Gretel starts up her oven, which in turn melts the ice.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Unfortunately she is about to put Hansel and Gretel in the oven.

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

Fortunately Gretel distracts the witch by lifting her skirt and Hansel hits her with a frozen pizza.

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I have great abs, some men have six packs I have a keg!

Unfortunately it's a mini pizza and it doesn't do much good.

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

Fortunately the witch is distracted testing Hansel's bone to see if he is big enough to eat

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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Unfortunately, his bone is a 'mini' too.

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

Fortunately, he knew how to use it like a cannon and shot the witch in the eye.

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

Unfortunately it was her bad eye and she grabbed both Hansel and Gretel and the pizza and threw them all into the oven.

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I have great abs, some men have six packs I have a keg!

fortunately, she did not pay her gas bill and had noway to cook them, she also had a bad back so cutting wood was out of the question

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Rain: Liquid Sunshine!

Life's A Bitch, but I Deal withit!!