12-11-2008, 06:23 AM
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Just me.
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Location: West central Illinois
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Sex is only funny when, at the moment of climax, lightning strikes and the thunder booms.
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12-11-2008, 10:37 AM
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Pixie's Resident Reptile
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Location: Central MD, USA
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You?
No, sex is only funny when it happens to the people you're watching.
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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.
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12-12-2008, 03:40 AM
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Pretty 'n Pink
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Sex is only funny when we're the one's you're watching.
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12-12-2008, 05:30 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
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Sex is only funny when you wake up and realize it was only a dream.
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12-13-2008, 07:39 AM
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Call me FWM :)
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Location: Across the pond
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Sex is only funny when you've had it recently enough to remember what it's like  |
12-14-2008, 11:27 PM
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Pretty 'n Pink
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Join Date: Sep 2008
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Sex is only funny when you get all worked up and then he cums too soon.
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12-15-2008, 04:54 AM
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Just me.
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Location: West central Illinois
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Sex is only funny when she's shopping for lingerie and she notices a damp spot forming on your pants.
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12-16-2008, 09:15 AM
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Pretty 'n Pink
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Sex is only funny when you're trying to bring yourself off and your hand keeps going to sleep.
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12-16-2008, 11:51 AM
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Pixie's Resident Reptile
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Sex is only funny when you get to point and laugh.
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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.
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12-27-2008, 07:55 AM
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Just me.
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Location: West central Illinois
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Sex is only funny when you are using the Kama Sutra and try to do some of the positions.
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01-28-2009, 03:02 AM
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Pretty 'n Pink
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When you're in the missionary position and he drips sweat into your eyes.
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Can I drink your bath water can I have your smelly underwear
I just wanna hold it smell it throw it in the air
Can you hold me tight and whisper dirty little nothings when I come
Just don't keep me hanging I've been hanging much too long
Espen Lind ~ Baby You're So Cool
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01-30-2009, 07:32 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
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Sex is only funny when you roll onto a damp spot.
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01-30-2009, 11:17 AM
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BigMan on the SW Tip
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sex is only funny when you are in missionary and your 2 yr old son snuck in and climb up on his daddys back and screamed ride em cowboy!
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01-31-2009, 02:26 AM
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Pretty 'n Pink
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^^^   ^^^
Sex is only funny when you go to catch his load and he cums up your nose.
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Can I drink your bath water can I have your smelly underwear
I just wanna hold it smell it throw it in the air
Can you hold me tight and whisper dirty little nothings when I come
Just don't keep me hanging I've been hanging much too long
Espen Lind ~ Baby You're So Cool
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01-31-2009, 08:20 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
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Sex is only funny when someone on TV yells, "Yahoo!," just as you climax.
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