Standing on stage in a pair of rocky's, a black bra and a white shirt over it unbuttoned...hair fixed up in a bow and my boots. I begin to speak into the microphone...

"EXCUSE ME!!!" Then steping back letting every one get readjusted.

I would like to say thanks to all....especially to you Dicksbro for presenting me with this award. Really did not expect this I was just hoping someone would volunteer to help me and then get hurt so I could be thier beck and call girl. But maybe next time. Thank you!

Now to present the next award..."The OUCH Award" (a glass ball in the shape of an ass that glows pink and then red when touched.) goes to Booger since he is one of many that likes to be spanked. Thanks to Lilith. Booger if you are here please cum on up and get your award....

I step back thinking to myself " when you get up here i'll give you a good spanking." with a big grin on my face.

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DAMN, YOU ARE A SEXY ONE-skipthisone

I beleive in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I beleive in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Kevin Costner/Bull Duram

"Your body as well as mine has needs. This is juat a little foreplay to highten our desire for each other. If we play out the game of love to it's natural conclusion, you'll experience fulfillment. Give yourself up to me and I'll guide you along the path to pareadise. Together we will be like fire and ice, love and hate, life and death." Virginia Henley

WANTED: a moment when you kiss someone and eveything around you becomes hazy. And the only thing in focus is you and this person and you relize that he is the only person your suppose to kiss for the rest of your life. And for one moment you get this amazing gift. You want to laugh and you want to cry. Cause you feel so lucky that you found it and so scared it will all go away at the same time.

*dusts off the mic, coughs and sneezes*

Since Boogs hasn't accepted his spanking reward, I will accept it on his behalf. *pokes at the glowing pink ass light* OOOhh Pretty! (This illuminates the room)

OMG!!! everyone here looks like Rip Van Winkle!!! WAKE UP!!!!

There that is better! I accept this award also on the behalf of those that enjoy regular spankings. The feel of their tender flesh warmed by a firm hand.....the mix between pleasure and pain......the waiting to be rewarded by their lover with either another spanking, or even a hot sex session...... O Gawd I am getting all worked up... I better give the next award

The Next award goes to Sharni as Supreme Smutress (award looks like a tiara with "jewels" on it)

Sharni! ah hem! Your award for supreme smutress is waiting......c'mon and step up to the podium!

Where did Sharni go. The crowd is getting restless. The guys are getting horny. The snack counter is running out of condoms. The food counter is running out of ... well ... food.


SHARNI! WHERE ARE YOU?

I think she has gone to spy on cute couple Oz

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you can alway's tell a limey,But Not Much


I'm so miserable with out you,

It's almost like having you here