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The look of horror on my kitty Lou's face when he realized that the "treat" he was going to be getting was in fact his antibiotic. 
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No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac
Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."
An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"
Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus
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07-27-2008, 02:50 PM
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the look of horror on my daughter's face when i told her she'll get her adult eyes soon but her baby eyes will fall out first.
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07-27-2008, 03:15 PM
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evil ^^ I :heart: her
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07-27-2008, 03:54 PM
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^^^
I can't wait to use that line.  Thanks Wyndhy
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08-01-2008, 11:04 PM
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Leo was right
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My audience is convinced that I'm Mark Knopfler. 
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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.
No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac
Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."
An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"
Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus
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08-03-2008, 01:46 PM
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Booger Lama
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Lilith
Putting a sticky note on a coupon for $2.00 off Durex condoms and putting the coupon on Most Honorable Son #1's computer. He's broken up with his girl of 2 years and at 17, going into his senior year, I can't believe he couldn't use a pack.
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that made me laugh
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08-03-2008, 09:37 PM
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Watching a 4yr old eat a melting heresy bar
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08-06-2008, 11:35 AM
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Melted
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My boss nearly flicking his lighter into his cupped hand to light his cigarette... and then realizing he hadn't taken out the cigarette yet.  
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Si à travers nos veines coule encore le sang...
Si dans les jeux d'enfants on entend encore l'accent...
Si nous sentons encore l'espoir de nos grands-parents...
Si dans les voiles du large souffle encore le vent...
Y'a jamais eu de Grand Dérangement.
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08-06-2008, 02:34 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jay-t
Watching a 4yr old eat a melting heresy bar
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Gotta love those heresy bars.
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08-08-2008, 03:40 PM
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Reading that one of the medications my doctor prescribed for me this week is also used to treat premature ejaculation.
Given the state of my sex life, technically ALL of my ejaculations are premature since they occur before there's even a woman in the same house as me. 
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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.
No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac
Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."
An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"
Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus
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08-08-2008, 06:41 PM
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Wait . . . . . . . .wait . . . . . . . .wait . . . . . . .wait . . . . . . .***splat***.
Forgot a tablet.
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08-09-2008, 11:45 PM
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Loungin' Around
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Moving a bed on stilts around a room like 30 times until we found the right location
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08-28-2008, 06:09 PM
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Coming home from running some errands to find my cat Lou laying on top of a picture I have on my dresser of osuche and I at the Golden Gate Bridge and his refusal to get off of it. He gave me his big kitty hiss and everything before he laid back down on it and went back to sleep. 
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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.
No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac
Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."
An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"
Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus
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09-01-2008, 10:03 AM
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Leo was right
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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.
No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac
Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."
An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"
Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus
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09-01-2008, 11:45 AM
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arOusal art!st!
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