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Old 07-27-2008, 10:59 AM
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The look of horror on my kitty Lou's face when he realized that the "treat" he was going to be getting was in fact his antibiotic.
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An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

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Old 07-27-2008, 02:50 PM
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the look of horror on my daughter's face when i told her she'll get her adult eyes soon but her baby eyes will fall out first.

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Old 07-27-2008, 03:15 PM
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Old 07-27-2008, 03:54 PM
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I can't wait to use that line. Thanks Wyndhy
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Old 08-01-2008, 11:04 PM
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My audience is convinced that I'm Mark Knopfler.
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No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

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Old 08-03-2008, 01:46 PM
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Putting a sticky note on a coupon for $2.00 off Durex condoms and putting the coupon on Most Honorable Son #1's computer. He's broken up with his girl of 2 years and at 17, going into his senior year, I can't believe he couldn't use a pack.



that made me laugh
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Old 08-03-2008, 09:37 PM
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Watching a 4yr old eat a melting heresy bar
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Old 08-06-2008, 11:35 AM
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My boss nearly flicking his lighter into his cupped hand to light his cigarette... and then realizing he hadn't taken out the cigarette yet.
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Old 08-06-2008, 02:34 PM
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Watching a 4yr old eat a melting heresy bar


Gotta love those heresy bars.
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Old 08-08-2008, 03:40 PM
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Reading that one of the medications my doctor prescribed for me this week is also used to treat premature ejaculation.

Given the state of my sex life, technically ALL of my ejaculations are premature since they occur before there's even a woman in the same house as me.
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Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

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Old 08-08-2008, 06:41 PM
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Wait . . . . . . . .wait . . . . . . . .wait . . . . . . .wait . . . . . . .***splat***.

Forgot a tablet.
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Old 08-09-2008, 11:45 PM
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Moving a bed on stilts around a room like 30 times until we found the right location
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Old 08-28-2008, 06:09 PM
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Coming home from running some errands to find my cat Lou laying on top of a picture I have on my dresser of osuche and I at the Golden Gate Bridge and his refusal to get off of it. He gave me his big kitty hiss and everything before he laid back down on it and went back to sleep.
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No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

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Old 09-01-2008, 10:03 AM
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How can this not be funny?

Ooops!!!
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No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

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Old 09-01-2008, 11:45 AM
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