What did the carnival ride fan ask for?

Bottoms up.

What was the last thing the Fraternity pledges heard before they saw stars?

Special Delivery

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

How else might a lover describe the personal attention he/she gives their partner?

Two books in one.

What is the daily discount at the local racetrack?

Food for the soul.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

What do you call ogling pictures of food?

security in numbers

What is pixie courage?

odorific smegma

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Lots of people talk and few of them know, soul of a woman was created below

I can't get through to her 'cause it doesn't permit
But I'm gonna give her everything I've got to give.

I hear your sweet voice calling
out my name
As I stare from a six foot cell
And from beyond I heard the words
Deceptively Yours

Are smelling salts the same as salty smells?

freelance

What's a fast track to starvation?

veggie burger

What Steph eats all the time.

Erect nipples

What makes my tongue stick out?

Erect cock

What would prevent a good pussy from being completely wasted?



wet panties

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"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety" Benjamin Franklin
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My Stories:
Dream Date
Just Desserts
Internet Lovers Meet - Part 1
Internet Lovers Meet - Part 2
Internet Lovers Meet - Part 3
RAVISHED!!
My Birthday - A Fantasy

What needs to be removed for more fun?


fast times

What does a pixie clock keep track of?


wet willie

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Lots of people talk and few of them know, soul of a woman was created below

I can't get through to her 'cause it doesn't permit
But I'm gonna give her everything I've got to give.

I hear your sweet voice calling
out my name
As I stare from a six foot cell
And from beyond I heard the words
Deceptively Yours

What do you get when you mix Bill Clinton and a playmate?




Up Yours!

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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What did the doctor say at the start of the rectal exam.

Not already!