Company is here and my house is sooo tiny.


How do you catch some sex on the sly?

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

aren't they asleep yet!!!??? just bring out the vacuum...they'll get the hint and leave...maybe.

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

Nothing works better to chase away the in-laws, than loud noisy sweaty flesh slapping sex!

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R.I.P.

DAM THE MAN!

LMAO. What???? Have sex with company in the house?!? Mr. Osuche refuses, no matter how hard I beg.

That's why we're getting my mother out of our house today...no matter what.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Elmer Fudd mode works for us...

Be vewy vewy quiet... we awe making like wabbits... huhuhuhhuhuhuhu!

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

<---follows ^^^^'s advice...kleclere and I played a bit yesterday morning in a houseful of people, so many you practically have to step on them to get to the bathroom in the middle of the night.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

We were at his grandmas house for Thanksgiving and a bomb could go off and she wouldn't hear it. But........... the next morning I got reprimanded by my daughter. Said she didn't get much sleep because of the panting and squeaky bed springs. Hey, I tried to be quiet. Ohhhhhhhhhh Wellllllllllllll............ too bad.

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I am here for only a short time on this earth. My goal is to make everyone I see smile if only for a moment.

LOL!!! Bathroom works well...run the water in the sink, turn the fan on.... make sure you lock the door.

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A blessed thing it is for any man or woman to have a friend, one human soul whom we can trust utterly, who knows the best and worst of us, and who loves us in spite of all our faults.

For a while my friend (male friend, by the way) came to stay with us because of relationship problems. For a while, he slept upstairs and everything was okay. But, I mentioned something about the downstairs bedroom next to ours being bigger (d'oh!) so he moved into it. For such a long time I refused to have sex in our own bedroom because of it, but I finally gave in and we started having it again. He moved out soon after lol

Before I broke down and agreed, we would have sex in his truck, out in the woods (once), and when company wasn't home. You just have to be creative.

Now, we just spent two days for Thanksgiving with my parents and mom put us in separate rooms (we aren't married yet) and I ended up sharing with my cousins twelve year old daughter, fiance shared with my uncle. Needless to say, nothing happened and I was in a pissy mood when we finally left.

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It's a BOY!!

This time I'll attach the attachment ...

If worse cums to worse ...

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You don't...not in the house anyway.

Sorry.



rabbit

Hehehehe...I know all about this one Aqua.

Depends on where the guests are.


rabbit

My mom is still here.....hopefully tomorrow. Last full day with Mr. osuche, and if I don't get laid I am not going to be a happy woman on Monday.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

My guests left today mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm sweet orgasmic bliss

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

"Softly softly, catchee monkey" was the phrase that popped in to my head when I read this.

Before I married my ex-wife (jings, must be 16 years ago now!!!), we weren't allowed to sleep in the same bed either, even though we were engaged. Anyway, she had to have her appendix out, and came to recuperate at our house. (I had moved back in with my parents at the time....ba-a-ad move!) On her second day "home", she was feeling extremely randy, so I slipped in to her room at about 2 in the morning, right next to my parents room btw, and had a very quick quickie, squeaky bed, stitches and all! VERY quiet and VERY careful (obviously!), but we managed! :halo:

DM

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The selfish, they're all standing in line
Faithing and hoping to buy themselves time
Me, I figure as each breath goes by
I only own my mind