Company is here and my house is sooo tiny.


How do you catch some sex on the sly?

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

aren't they asleep yet!!!??? just bring out the vacuum...they'll get the hint and leave...maybe.

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

Nothing works better to chase away the in-laws, than loud noisy sweaty flesh slapping sex!

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R.I.P.

DAM THE MAN!

LMAO. What???? Have sex with company in the house?!? Mr. Osuche refuses, no matter how hard I beg.

That's why we're getting my mother out of our house today...no matter what.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Elmer Fudd mode works for us...

Be vewy vewy quiet... we awe making like wabbits... huhuhuhhuhuhuhu!

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

<---follows ^^^^'s advice...kleclere and I played a bit yesterday morning in a houseful of people, so many you practically have to step on them to get to the bathroom in the middle of the night.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Hehehehe...I know all about this one Aqua.

Depends on where the guests are.


rabbit

This time I'll attach the attachment ...

If worse cums to worse ...

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You don't...not in the house anyway.

Sorry.



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