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Uncommon Cure for the Common Cold
*snuffle*snuffle* dabs her eyes* achoo!!!!*snuffle*snuffle*cough*cough*cough*
I think I have to finally accept it.
I'm sick.
Wanna play Dr.?  (sorry that must have been the fever talking...surely I'm delirious  )
Cure me........please.
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02-25-2005, 11:37 PM
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2 ounces of whiskey
2 ounces of lemon juice
2 teaspoons of sugar
Mix together and fill up glass with hot water and drink it down with a couple of tylenols.
Works for me! 
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02-25-2005, 11:40 PM
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TY DR. BIBI I just may give that a go!
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02-25-2005, 11:44 PM
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Turn it up!
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Do be careful mixing Tylenol with alcohol...the combo can be very hard on the liver...
I think ya might need an injection from Dr Feelgood...
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02-25-2005, 11:45 PM
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Stone green ginger wine....as much as ya can drink then go to bed rugged up
Ya sweat the damn thing out
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02-26-2005, 12:58 AM
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I suggest coffee and a shot of vitamin B 
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02-26-2005, 01:10 AM
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yada, yada, yada
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You need plenty of fluids.
As luck would have it, I have plenty of fluids. C'mon over! :devilish:
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02-26-2005, 05:44 AM
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Megadose Vitamin C and B complex and five days of gentle medicinal sex.
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02-26-2005, 06:13 AM
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I suggest Irish coffee. May not cure the cold, but with enough ... you won't care. 
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02-26-2005, 08:26 AM
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You guys all make being sick sound good. Do you make house calls? If so I'll snort, snuffle, and sneeze, til you get here
Sharni...what is that? I'm a firm believer in the healing power of ginger,
and gentle medicinal sex 
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02-26-2005, 01:10 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Oldfart
Megadose Vitamin C and B complex.
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I do that...and I add a heavy dose of echinacea to the mix. Then I drink strong black tea (for my throat) with amaretto for the sinuses.  And I take LOTS of baths.
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02-26-2005, 08:25 PM
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Seriously ... I do like hot tea and chicken noodle soup when I'm sick. Always comforting somehow. 
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02-27-2005, 12:20 PM
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My mama and my grandma always used to "poke my throat" with Vicks. How bout I dab some vicks on the end of darogles pecker and let him poke your throat? 
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02-27-2005, 12:22 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by cowgirltease
My mama and my grandma always used to "poke my throat" with Vicks. How bout I dab some vicks on the end of darogles pecker and let him poke your throat? 
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lmfao...can you imagine the Vicks tingling the tip of his cock 
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02-27-2005, 05:50 PM
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gurly gurl
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sorry to hear you got the crud!
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