I would lay down the towel, ask you to lie on it....Then spread you with the lube and roll you in popcorn......Then lick it off of your body.


Mousepad, strawberry jelly, and paperclips

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

I'd sit your ass on top of my desk on the mousepad. Attach paper clips to your sexy nipples as I slathered your pussy in strawberry jelly then licked you clean.

Incense sticks, blindfold, Penthouse magazine.

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I am here for only a short time on this earth. My goal is to make everyone I see smile if only for a moment.

You'd be blindfolded while bent over a table, incense sticks burning just below your breasts, legs spread, and I'd whack your ass with the rolled up Penthouse until you have an even bright pink glow.


Whisk
Rubber bands
Felt-tip marker

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There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more. - Woody Allen

I'd use the rubber bands to attach the felt-tip marker to the whisk...so I can make a spirograph drawing while I scramble some eggs!



door knob
milk crate
sofa cushion

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

first of all...you keep a pillow cushion and a milk crate in your junk drawer?

i'd chuck the milk crate over my shoulder, throw the pillow on the floor, through you onto the pillow and then........
:grin:


one eyeglass kit screw driver
one 2" tapered paint brush
one dash board hula-girl

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

Use the screwdriver and paintbrush to tickle and tease the skin (gently in the case of the screwdriver!) and the dash hula girl thing to mimic the "motion of the ocean."

Duct tape
Coins
Paper

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"...but his evaluation of my vampiric reputation had me begging for salvation ALL night long!"

My Stories and Poems
Wake Up, My Darling With Him Black The Incubus The Succubus Return of the Succubus Be My Dom The Vampiress The Seductress Condolances, My Vampire and Romance of the Virgin Master...or Pet? Part I Master....Or Pet? Part II Master...Or Pet? Part III (End of the Trilogy) When She Comes An Experiment In Her Blood The "Horseshoe" William and Camilla Cold Water Sit His First... Her Hunger You May Enter (Me) The Glory of Magdalena The Drive Home Dreaming of a Stranger Night
Just Like That The Taste The Pool of Pleasure Room 207 Park and Ride Til Death An Invitation Movie Night Sister's Shower


My Other Personalities
Blood Princess
Crown of Ivy

Of course, the duct tape could be used for those intimate little bondage games and the coins used to pay for the service. Of course the soft paper towels would help in cleaning up any mess.

Twist-ties
Screws
Pencil