So right after I posted a thread for PF regarding necrotizing centipedes karma bit me in the ass...


I have been cleaning closets and getting rid of things I no longer use. I am only keeping things I love and that reflect the true me. So I had like over 2 dozen purses to get rid of and I listed them on freecycle and everyone wanted them but everyone also failed to show up to pick them up. So for two weeks I've had them waiting for someone to actually show. So this weekend a late comer indicated that if they were still available she's love to have them and would pick them up Monday on her way to work. What she failed to tell me was that she works as a clown She arrived in a purple, yellow, and green care with gigantic clown faces on the hood.

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If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Funny, huh?

"Nobody nose de trouble I seen . . . ."

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

Scary!!!!!

Be glad it wasn't the guy in a turban and diaper with a flute and whicker basket ............................... That I asked to stop by.

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What goes around comes around

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So, what's the problem? It's just another clown you met on the internet...

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If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

Bitch?

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Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

Don't feel bad Lil I had a bit of instant Karma this morning myself. I was picking on my wife, giving her a ration of crap. Went in to brush my teeth and for some reason didn't pay attention to which tooth brush I grabbed, and ended up using hers. No big deal most people would think, we've been together 19 years, and married seven, we've shared more intimate bodily fluids than spit. Unfortunately every time I use her tooth brush I get a canker sore.

As of 4p.m. I was developing a nice one on my lower lip.

How funny is it that a clown wants Lil's purses?




Something tells me Karma's gonna beat my ass over that one. ha ha

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Hi, we're here for the purses!

You can't have them. I got here first.

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ha ha funny boys!

Now you know why I started kickboxing

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

And how many pipe bombs did you grab and conceal in those purses, Lilith?

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

I saw that the clown relisted the ones she did not want. I think she is using my purses to lure young women to a life a demented sex slaves.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

I thought of Lil today when I saw a minivan with some kind of giant evil clown decal on the back window...even creeped me out a bit, & I'm not usually scared of clowns...

It looked like that van was heading in the direction of the hotel

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.